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BeardBearderson

33 M Ashland, KY

My Details

Last Online
Aug 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly halal
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Armenian (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love the outdoors, well...not really but I enjoy getting drunk on patios so I think that counts. I make over four figures a year....CASH MONEY! Italicized words turn me on. I don't let my porn define me. I would consider cutting back on my recreational drug use for the right girl.

In all seriousness I have a very basic philosophy I try to live by. No one owes me anything, and anything worth having takes work. I have a good career in the real estate industry. It involves a lot of travel and sometimes long hours but I love it.

Also if you like the show Ancient Aliens we can't be friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to get a date with staffrobot
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Juggling, ladies lllloovveee the juggling
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
You know that movie and book and stuff you love, yah I love those too!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ammonium chloride
Ammonium lauryl sulfate
Glycol
Sodium laureth suffate
Sodium lauryl sulfate
Quaternium-15
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
shampoo
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking for fun that doesn't end in a puddle of vomit or a trip to the emergency room.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My last break up was really tough. She said although she could no longer be my girlfriend she could still be my cousin.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to hear the most offensive joke I know!