Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love the outdoors, well...not really but I enjoy getting drunk on
patios so I think that counts. I make over four figures a
year....CASH MONEY! Italicized words turn me on. I don't let my
porn define me. I would consider cutting back on my recreational
drug use for the right girl.
In all seriousness I have a very basic philosophy I try to live by.
No one owes me anything, and anything worth having takes work. I
have a good career in the real estate industry. It involves a lot
of travel and sometimes long hours but I love it.
Also if you like the show Ancient Aliens we can't be friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to get a date with staffrobot
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Juggling, ladies lllloovveee the juggling
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
You know that movie and book and stuff you love, yah I love those
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ammonium lauryl sulfate
Sodium laureth suffate
Sodium lauryl sulfate
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking for fun that doesn't end in a puddle of vomit or a trip to
the emergency room.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My last break up was really tough. She said although she could no
longer be my girlfriend she could still be my cousin.
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 25–36
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends
You should message me if
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If you want to hear the most offensive joke I know!
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