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36 Milwaukee, WI Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Today – 1:28pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
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Relationship Type
Likes cats

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My self-summary
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I have a beard and I'm bad at flirting!
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a teacher, stand up comic, and runner. My Summer will be devoted to getting on stage as much as possible and training for my first marathon.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Choosing good apples. I know a couple of yo-yo tricks. Decent Neil Young impersonation.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My thousandaire smile!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Infinite Jest, Great Gatsby, Slaughterhouse Five, Kafka on the Shore, Post Office, Native Son, etc...

Movies: Cool Hand Luke, Fight Club, Drive, Wes Anderson, Christopher Guest, Will Ferrelly stuff, PT Anderson stuff, Superhero movies, not opposed to subtitles, etc...

TV: Breaking Bad, Parks and Rec, Walking Dead, Bob's Burgers, Law & Order, always The Simpsons

Music: Hall and Oates, Brand New, Fleetwood Mac, Talking Heads, Bruce Springsteen, The Killers, Portugal. The Man, Cold War Kids, The Pixies, and the other stuff that pretty much all stubbly gen-x dudes are into.

Food: Honestly not too picky. I love grilled meat and I'm kind of grossed out by mushrooms. I'm always interested in new taco ideas. Thai food is usually a good choice; buffets are a mistake I'll never learn to stop making.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
*Smoke Pellets
*Grappling hook
*Katana Sword
*Throwing Stars
*The Cover of Night
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not I've properly stocked my refrigerator with a week's supply of Yoplait light yogurts (flavors: Very Cherry, Strawberry, and Raspberry). Also, why is 'cherry' modified with the adverb 'very' while the flavors 'strawberry' and 'raspberry' are left to stand on their own? It's not as though there's a 'Somewhat Cherry' flavor from which it needs to be distinguished. Perhaps this is done merely to pump up the syllable count. Or maybe it's to suggest that the cherry flavor is particularly bold in comparison to the more mild flavorings of its contemporaries. I could speculate endlessly; I'll probably email Yoplait about it eventually, just to put my mind at ease!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out and/or about.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I never managed to beat Super Mario Brothers. (were I self assured enough to use emoticons, this confession would have been followed by a colon and an open parenthesis).
You should message me if
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You understand that this means war!