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BeardedSarcasm

32 Austin, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:03pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just looking for someone who wants to grab a drink, have a conversation, and see where that leads, be it friends, relationship, pen pals (ok, so maybe not pen pals). I just don't dig e-correspondence for long periods of time. I really think you can tell more about compatability and chemistry in a short face to face than drawn out emails and texting.

I am a lot of things to a lot of different people, you should form your own opinion. Although some familiar themes are smart ass, sarcastic, beardy/hairy, goofy, clumsy, funny. I am most definitely still a big kid at heart.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to crack the code for the lottery so I can live out the rest of my days doing whatever I want. But to be honest, still just trying to figure it all out. I wish I could say I had an amazing career with a nice big house and all the trimmings but life is messier than that and I'm just trying to make it all work. Trying to have a damned good time while I do so too.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being absurd, taking conversations over the line, cooking, growing hair, making bad puns, remembering and singing theme songs from the cartoons from my childhood (seriously, for some reason, my brain still remembers all the words to waay too many theme songs like Duck Tales, Chip N Dales Rescue Rangers, Gummy Bears {which apparently nobody watched but me}. That brain space should probably be used for something more pertinent but it's also quite fun occasionally when walking around drunk, belting out into childhood cartoon themes, or maybe that's just me).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard or perhaps they heard me first which in case, my voice. It's not weird or anything, it just projects.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything Seussical, Ishmael, Where the Sidewalk Ends, American Gods, Anything that allows me to choose my own adventure (here's a hint, if there's ever a bear cave available to go into, you should pass, there always seems to be a damned bear inside said cave, go figure. Oh and it's not the good type of bear....no pic-a-nic baskets to be found).

Music is all over the place and just depends on the mood. Some current favorites are Alt-J, Wild Child and Holiday Mountain. Spotify is amazing.

As far as Tv, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia is probably my favorite show of all time but The Wonder Years is a close second. I also love Community, American Horror Story, and Breaking Bad will always be one of the best. Some other current favorites are Togetherness, Silicon Valley, Game of Thrones, and Better Call Saul.

“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.”
― Dr. Seuss
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Nature
Music
Friends
Sarcasm
Flights of Fancy
Food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about.

Sometimes, when I am listening to a song or watching a movie or something of that nature and it makes me remember a specific time in my life where I was doing that same thing, I close my eyes and think real hard about that time, hoping I will actually be transported back to that moment. I'm sad to report, it hasn't worked yet.

Why there are so many women out there who literally can't even. When did this struggle start and why is it just now being brought to light?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Searching for that damned doorway to Narnia, it's quite illusive.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think children are unsound financial investments.

Also, I own more conversation t-shirts than a man my age probably should, but I'm learning to fight that addiction.
You should message me if
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You feel so inclined, want to show me your favorite bar/restaurant/spot in the city, or just looking for a new friend, especially if you like doing outdoorsy things).

Also, if you think checking out The Easterns' 40 and a film night sounds like a great time. Or if you work weird service industry hours like I currently do.