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BeardmanFry

30 M Astoria, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:09pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I hail from the great city Chicago. I just picked up the banjo, I toss the frisbee at a moderate skill level, I'm a serial jokester. If socially acceptable, I would wear worn-in jeans to every function no matter how formal.

In the fall, I'll be starting a PhD program in School Psychology. This is a follow up to years of summer camp where my trajectory included camper, counselor, staff trainer, and, triumphantly, assistant director. I was finally in charge...sort of.

I practice meditation recreationally, dig my hometown sports teams, and am a huge Civil War buff. My favorite animal is a penguin.

I'm looking for a lady who can bring the funk, makes me laugh, and shares my affinity for hearty soups.
What I’m doing with my life
Professional Listener. About to go back to the books to make my brain more awesome.
I’m really good at
Storytelling. Recreational philosophy. Oxford commas. Subjectivity. Wondering why people don't wear more comfortable clothes. Creating wild narratives about strangers. Driving a car across the country. Listening to NPR. Finding joy in ambiguity and all its iterations.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: Kundera, Vonnegut, Mailer.
Movies: Lebowski, American Beauty, Last Waltz, Guffman, Sideways. And Meet The Parents (could be a deal breaker).
Music: Jazz, Bluegrass, Classic Rock, Singer/Songwriter, Southern Rock, Indie, Garage-rock. Mesmerizing subway platform performers.
Shows: Arrested Development, West Wing, The Wire.
Food: Buffalo wings, Turkey burgers, Broccoli.
The six things I could never do without
Metaphors.
Deep Dish Pizza.
Louis Althusser.
Honest Tea.
Autumn.
Community.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
People. Life. Backyards. Campfires. My 5 Siblings.
On a typical Friday night I am
Grabbing a drink with a buddy. Sitting on my porch. Practicing banjo. Coffee shop crashing.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You dig social situations. You can keep up with witty banter. You're interested in ideological state apparatuses.

Also, let's go camping.