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31 Astoria, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 6
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I hail from the great city Chicago. I just picked up the banjo, I toss the frisbee at a moderate skill level, I'm a serial jokester. If socially acceptable, I would wear worn-in jeans to every function no matter how formal.

In the fall, I'll be starting a PhD program in School Psychology. This is a follow up to years of summer camp where my trajectory included camper, counselor, staff trainer, and, triumphantly, assistant director. I was finally in charge...sort of.

I practice meditation recreationally, dig my hometown sports teams, and am a huge Civil War buff. My favorite animal is a penguin.

I'm looking for a lady who can bring the funk, makes me laugh, and shares my affinity for hearty soups.
What I’m doing with my life
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Professional Listener. About to go back to the books to make my brain more awesome.
I’m really good at
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Storytelling. Recreational philosophy. Oxford commas. Subjectivity. Wondering why people don't wear more comfortable clothes. Creating wild narratives about strangers. Driving a car across the country. Listening to NPR. Finding joy in ambiguity and all its iterations.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My beard. It's solid.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Kundera, Vonnegut, Mailer.
Movies: Lebowski, American Beauty, Last Waltz, Guffman, Sideways. And Meet The Parents (could be a deal breaker).
Music: Jazz, Bluegrass, Classic Rock, Singer/Songwriter, Southern Rock, Indie, Garage-rock. Mesmerizing subway platform performers.
Shows: Arrested Development, West Wing, The Wire.
Food: Buffalo wings, Turkey burgers, Broccoli.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Deep Dish Pizza.
Louis Althusser.
Honest Tea.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
People. Life. Backyards. Campfires. My 5 Siblings.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Grabbing a drink with a buddy. Sitting on my porch. Practicing banjo. Coffee shop crashing.
You should message me if
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You dig social situations. You can keep up with witty banter. You're interested in ideological state apparatuses.

Also, let's go camping.

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