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Beardy_Face

31 Gainesville, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. - Mark Twain
What I’m doing with my life
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Justin finished my PhD in Environmental Science. Hanging around Gainesville will I plan my next adventure. In no rush to find a job that I wont love. Drinking beers and hanging out isn't a real profession, but I do that a lot, too.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
saying aloud what everyone else is thinking, but afraid to say. I know I'm not good at making profiles, I'll tell you that much. I'm excellent at photo bombing. NHL 96 for SEGA Genesis. And adventures. I like adventures.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is my beard. Also, I'm very loud, I don't want to say loud, loud's a bad word. My ability to make even the most uptight people laugh at my inappropriate jokes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Ender's Game, A Song of Ice and Fire Series, A Catcher in the Rye, The Dark Tower series.

Movies: Anything by Tarintino, The Princess Bride, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (the original Gene Wilder version, not the bullshit Johnny Depp one).

Shows: Game of Thrones, Archer, Justified, Big Bang Theory, Workaholics.

Music: So hard for me to pick a genre of music. Anything that you can listen to without rolling your face off.

Food: Anything I cook is probably the food I like.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
beer. homemade meatballs. the internet. my guitar. my friends. my family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
carbon nanotubes. recipes. outdoor activities. lesson planning for undergraduates. my next adventure
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
drinking beers and eating food with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm terrified of my students seeing this.
You should message me if
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you want to get to know a ruggedly handsome, gregarious, man with excellent facial hair.

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