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  • Ages 18-40
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Last online
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White, Other, —
Open relationship
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
Has kid(s)
Has dogs
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I am fun, outgoing and adventurous. I work full time as a porfessional Magician and entertainer. I spend my down time watching movies, going out, having with friends, or just smoking a bowl and relaxing. Though I don't drink much, I do enjoy being social, and thrive in a crowd. I am also the proud father of a beautiful 5 year old boy named Gavin, and married to an amazing woman who works with me in my street show. (We don't exactly have what most people would consider a traditional relationship, polyamorous, polysexual, BDSM lifestyle, all words that fit into the.definition, but don't exactly define it.)
I am a free spirit, and I live the starving artist lifestyle. This has many advantages, and I'm very rarely bored, but alas, it's always a bit feast or famine. It's been getting better the last few years, though, and financial stability is feeling pretty damned good.
I live for the arts! Film, music, performance art! I LOVE it! I am working with a few other local street performes on forming the Denver Street Circus. We want to hold shows twice a month at some point in the nearish future. Free to the public. Just a bunch of guys going out to entertain and promote our art-forms.

I am fun, social, and easy-going
What I’m doing with my life
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I have been focusing on my career lately, aswell as spending time with my son. I have been a pressional entertainer for many years, and I am trying to make that the focus of my energies as of late. Working on some web content to promote, Search for Chainsmoker the Magnificent on Facebook or YouTube.

I am also writing a stage-show that I hope to have finished in the next few months. It's a fun vaudeville act with some music, humor, and raunchy magic fun.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Entertaining people, whether at work or just out with my friends, I am always good for a few laughs. I like to think I'm good at singing, though I'm sure there are plenty who'd disagree, lol. I love art and music, though I doubt my talents at both frequently. I think that it's that way for most artists, though.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Confidence. A strong social presence. And the giant, transit-stopping, 200 person crowd at my street-show. Escaping from a straight-jacket wrapped in 60 feet of rope is a hell of a first impression.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1)My little boy. What can I say? he's pretty cool!
2) My wife, who is really like the other half of my brain.
3)Firefly. Both the TV series and the Insect.
5)My friends. The tribe. The inner sanctum.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The exsistential dilemma. That, and pizza. Spend a lot of time thinking about pizza. I spend time thinking about magic, and what the next move in my career should be. I spend time thinking about time travel, and the way the universe works. Reading about quantum mechanics really makes you doubt what you know about how things are... You'd think the smell of decaying cat would have given Schroedinger a clue. (If you don't get it, wikipedia it.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The same thing I do every night, Pinky! Try to take over the world! Bwa ha ha ha ha! Bwa ha ha ha ha! Bwa ha ha ha ha! Bwa ha ha ha ha! Ok, sorry, was that a bit much? I'll dial it down a bit next time...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have two tattoos that are comic-book or sci-fi related. One is the the Green Lantern ring on my left hand, middle finger. The other I have to remove my pants to show you. Also, I can't stand people who type questions into their facebook status bar they ought to be typing into google. Most of the country lives with the knowledge of the world at their fingertips but lack the basic will to research.
You should message me if
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You enjoy having adventures. If you appreciate good humor and fun. If I have made you laugh, or if you would like me to. If you prefer Fraggles to Smurfs. If you wanna know the location of the Holy Grail. Or if you are just interested in making a new incredibly interesting friend.