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27 Cape Town, South Africa Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 22
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Somewhat), Latin (Somewhat), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm a reasonably intelligent guy who likes people in general. In fact there's not much I don't like, well other than Nazis and brain aneurysms (booo), other than that I'm quite amiable.

I'm also not an Ax-murderer, although that appears to be a very specific form of homicide for people to fear. No such thing as gun-murderers... I feel like this an excessive mention of murder for a self-summary so I'm going to stop now.

Moved back to Cape Town after living in England for a couple of years.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working for an Environmental Law NGO in Cape Town.
Converting English law degree into SA law degree @ UCT.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Persuasion, making cocktails, breathing, Sleeping in the upright position. Being modest :p
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm a ninja, which makes me the worst ninja ever.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Pretty much all Terry Pratchett books.
Dune series
Lots of non-fiction.
My favourite music is always changing (I go through phases) but Bonobo is a constant.
I also like the old Bond movies.
And Sushi is okay.
Plato, Machiavelli, Hume, Kant, Rawls, Locke, Camus, Peter Singer, Heidegger have all significantly influenced my world-view.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My laptop. (All my music, games and movies are on there)
My car
Mental Stimulation
Cocktail umbrellas (I don't have to possess them just as long as they exist we live in a livable world.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
everything... really I'm philosophical by nature.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out, doing, things. Unspeakable things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Nope, nope, nope.
You should message me if
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If you want to hang out and be mutually interesting.
If you want to...
I always reply to messages. Even if I don't want to/can't talk, I will reply to, at least, tell you as much.