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Beaverhausen69

29 F Carbondale, IL

My Details

Last Online
Oct 28, 2010
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Yiddish (Okay), LISP (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
The name is Anastasia Beaverhausen. I wake up muddy and go to bed bloody, 'cause I love Trappin' men.
What I’m doing with my life
After a brief stint at Space Camp, I came to the conclusion that the human race would surely perish if I were to leave this planet. I couldn't very well have that on my conscious, so I gave up my lifelong dream of becoming an intergalactic dominatrix and settled down in a small cottage in Southern Illinois. I spend most of my time improving my taxidermy skills and designing couture dresses from animal hides and pelts.
I’m really good at
Making men feel inadequate and emasculated.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm pretty intimidating at a whopping 10ft tall, but once you get to know me you'll find that my brain's magnificent and my body's no different.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Fur nation: from the beaver to Brigitte Bardot, Atlas Shrugged, Good Night Moon (it's what sparked that fire in me)

Movies: When I have access to electricity, I enjoy musical comedies and action movies with real explosions and stunts (CGI is a fucking cop out).

Food: I'm a vegetarian. Animals make great clothing, but eating them is just barbaric!
The six things I could never do without
6*Maple Syrup (nudge, nudge. wink, wink.)
5*Fur Pelts
4*Man Sweaters
3*OMG SHOES
2*A roaring fire under the night sky
1*Humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to make manly men with manly beards my own personal play things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Laying under the stars... wondering what might have been. *sigh*
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
97% of the things posted on here are lies.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You think you have what it takes to catch a real Beaverhausen!