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My self-summary
I am that one weird guy that shows up in your dreams. You know the one. That dream you had when you were riding the french unicorn, with the mustache tattoo named Carl. That's me!

When I listen to music, I walk to the beat and imagine I'm in a very intense scene of a film. And when I am the passenger in a car, I stare out the window and pretend I am in the proverbial sad sap indie film.

Improv and Sketch Comedy are very much a part of my life.

Sometimes when I am not wearing my glasses, I try to push them up my nose anyway.

Not a day goes by that I am not dancing (horribly) to music or even just rhythmic sounds.

I can read.
I have tattoos including a half sleeve of TMNT villains on my left arm.
I must not tell lies.
I hate most bros'.
I frequent Thrift Stores, Flea Markets, and Used Book Stores.
I fully support local music, film and arts.
I am a short film writer/actor/director.
I love going out or staying in.
I live in St. Louis.
I don't do laundry as much as I should.
I am an aspiring photographer. I have vision out the butts, but I just can't... execute.
I don't use the word 'I' nearly as much in real life as I do in this bio.

Long walks on the beach blah blah blah, carriage rides and such, blah blah and my dog, Geoff.

Morning time is where I like to be. I rarely sleep in. It's hard to appreciate things when you sleep through them.

If you have any affiliation with The Tea Party...
We won't get along.

A film that tears you up inside, and makes you question... everything, is a film we should be watching right now. Take your time. Think it over, and call me in the morning.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm always looking for Perdeep. You know him. But, here's a real thing---> I am currently Writing, Directing, Acting and Filming. I want to make people think. Oh, and I drive a train.
I’m really good at
Making a maladroit situation even more awkward. :-) Thrifting THRifting THRIFTING!
The first things people usually notice about me
Happy. Happy. Happy. Always dancing. I eat trail mix, always. And a mustache.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
MUSIC • • 80's SYNTH POP!!! The Smiths, Morrissey, New Order, Alphaville, Cyndi Lauper, Ah-ha, When in Rome, Maps and Atlases, Tears for Fears, Toto, Edward Sharpe, LCD Soundsystem, Crystal Castles, So Many Dynamos, The Shins, Radiohead, Freelance Whales, Emperor X, Childish Gambino, Scriptz n Screwz, Black Spade, Haddaway, All Jock Jams, The Temper Trap, Bright Eyes, The Faint, Guster, Nostalgia, Doctor P, El Ten Eleven, Die Antwoord(I am ZEF as F√©{) a scosch of Kanye and Dre and many more.

Movies • • Brick(fav), Transformers(1986) (Michael Bay MUST DIE) TMNT I&II, Hackers(I can quote the whole thing) Any John Hughs film, The Giant Mechanical Man, Safety Not Guaranteed, Take This Waltz, Sleepwalk With Me, Tiny Furniture, Exit Through the Gift Shop, Rid of Me, Angels in the Outfield, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Lucky # Slevin, Slaughter House 5, and bunches more.

Television • • Doctor Who, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Girls, Party Down, Freaks and Geeks(R.I.P.) Breaking Bad, Dexter, RuPaul's Drag Race, The League, Wonder Years, Futurama, Skins, Bob's Burgers, Mr. Show, Documentaries about weird religions... well, any documentary, really.

Authors • • Kurt Vonnegut, Carl Sagan, C.S. Lewis, H.G. Wells, J.K. Rowling, J.R.R. Tolkien, Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird, Stan Lee, Scott Adams, Douglas Adams

Food • • Trail Mix. I want ALL the Trail Mix.
The six things I could never do without
1. Improv
2. Sketch
3. Geoffrey
4. The City
5. A 7th thing
6. Space and Time
7. Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How brushing your teeth with a stuffy nose should be an extreme sport. . I only have two prerequisites for my next vehicle... Autopilot and a Dance Floor. I'm not sure how I make it to work sometimes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out on the town, at a dance party or sprawled out on my living room floor with some boxed wine listening to Morrissey. (Probably)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I spoon with my dog, Geoff.
Carmen Carrera is my Dream Queen.
You should message me if
You still take the time to look at the clouds.
You can have fun without saying anything at all.
You don't mind Man Hands (I hate my job sometimes)
You like collections of things.