Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First of all, I'm not a mega weirdo, I just work nights. I tend to
get really bored at work at night.
I'm a study in both the paradox and the irony. I never agree with
But in the end I'll try anything once.
I have the greatest friends in the world even though sometimes they
need a little saving.
I believe in love.
I believe in hate.
I believe in true friends.
I believe in mortal enemies.
I believe if you're going to do it, go all the way.
I believe that half-assed just makes you an ass.
I believe that if you're happy, work hard to stay that way.
I believe if you're not happy walk away.
I believe in the the death penalty.
I believe in the American legal system.
I believe that beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder.
I believe that the way to anyone's heart is through their
I believe that men and women are equal, in good ways and bad.
I believe in fairies and magic.
I believe in nameless higher powers.
I believe that in another universe I have a little dog bed with my
name on it.
I believe in brutal honesty and taking care of your own.
I hate stupidity and ignorance.
I have serious issues with the religious right.
I read. A LOT.
I talk. A LOT.
I'm a great listener and love to give unsolicited advice.
Try doing as I do once in a while (minus the smoking, drinking and
vulgar mother, ♥ you mom) it may change your views.
I have a sick sense of humor, and a habit of knowing just what will
make you laugh, even if it is completely inappropriate (then or at
any other time.)
I believe that everyone has a story, and I'm intrigued to hear them
I always want to know what makes you tick.
It's actually very simple.
I do what I want, when I want.
It's my life, I made it, and I love it.
And that is what helps me sleep at night. . .
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working too many hours and paying with too much of myself,
renovating my house, and making room in my world for new and
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Choosing something and jumping in all the way with both feet. You
never have to wonder how I'm feeling or what I think about you. If
you're not sure, look closer. Chances are you already know.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It depends on how close you are, from across the room I have a very
distinctive laugh (also loud on occasion.) Come a little closer and
I often get complimented on my smile. Closer still and you just
might notice the gold flecks in my eyes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cell phone, my cats, my car, lip balm, fluffy pillows and air
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think that I think too much. I was driving home and was thinking
about mathematical theorems. If A=B and B=C, then A=C... Couldn't
remember the proper term, got trans- something, gave up, called it
transfiguration and went about my day. Yes, I know that's wrong,
and I know what transfiguration is, but it worked, so there it is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either working or trying to catch up with my amazing friends that I
never get to see.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sleep with a purple unicorn pillowpet.
You should message me if
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You're not looking for a side chick, I'm not that girl. If you like
conversation, can take a joke, and appreciate the fact that I march
to a drummer no one else can see or hear, then say hi and see what
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