Just reactivated this after a period of inactivity. Updates to follow.
After five years of grad school in Boston, I'm ecstatic to finally be back in the Bay Area, cleverly disguised as a responsible adult. Splitting infinitives like a champ.
Sometimes I walk over to the dog park near my apartment and play with other peoples' dogs. When they ask which is mine, I tell them I haven't decided yet.
Recently I've been doing physics and chemistry experiments in my kitchen and on my balcony. Please don't tell my landlord.