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26 Middletown, MO Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 24, 2013
Native American, White
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
It's really sad I have to specify this (thanks whores out there!) but I AM NOT A BOOTY CALL, A SLUT, OR GOING TO SLEEP WITH YOU THE SECOND I MEET YOU. If that's what you are looking for, move on!
I am very out-going and love doing new things. I love to help animals, and people whenever I can. I am probably one of the easiest people to get along with, very open-minded and understanding. I will defend my friends and family to the death, and I'm never shy about voicing my opinion. I don't like to wear make-up so if you like your women to look like Barbie I'm not the one.

I know what I want in life (not rushing anything, but...) I want to get married and have kids, have a nice house and a BIG yard... If you're the type of person who never wants to get married or have kids, thanks for stopping by, but I'm not the one.

Don't get me wrong I'm down to make new friends but no serious relationships with someone who doesn't want similar things.

Want to know more, just ask.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently trying to get on my feet, trying to find my own place. Some place that will allow me to keep my two awesome dogs. I would like to travel and see where I'd be the happiest before dropping anchor.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dancing like nobody's watching (which they totally shouldn't... I suck at it)
Singing along with the radio (well... singing the chorus)
Being sarcastic
Laughing at myself
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair is usually what people notice first, it is very curly. I have had people compliment my smile but I chipped my front tooth when I was young (thanks, sis) and it needs to be redone.
Otherwise I guess people usually notice my attitude/personality is not that of most chicks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Trilogy of Five
I Never Promised You a Rose Garden
Boy Meets Boy
Thesaurus (what? I like vocabulary)

Documentaries such as:
The Secret
Zeitgeist The Movie
Zeitgeist Addendum
Zeitgeist Moving Forward

The Big Lebowski
Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
Shawshank Redemption
Fight Club
The Help
Eat, Pray, Love
Hall Pass
Half Baked
Let's Go To Prison
... Many More ...

Sex and the City
Will and Grace
Paranormal Witness
Sons of Anarchy
Breaking Bad
Comedy Central Presents
Law & Order SVU
... Many More ...

Pretty much anything but Rock is my fav

General Tso's Chicken
Um... yeah, pretty much everything, so long as it is NOT fat free
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Oxygen
2. My Family
3. My Friends
4. My Dogs
5. Art
6. Knowledge
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future... The future of our planet and all humanity if we don't change things now.
The universe, what other planets are like, what happens if you are sucked into a black hole...
Other countries and their cultures...
What is on the bottom of the ocean...
What crazy concoction can I think up with whatever is left in my pantry for dinner...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking coffee watching reruns of F.R.I.E.N.D.S. or maybe out dancing with friends. No typical Fridays really.

Up for suggestions, all about trying new things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cry everytime I see those ASPCA commercials about abused animals with the really sad music... I saved my dog Harley from a neglectful neighbor and whenever that commercial comes on I cry and hug her really tight!
You should message me if
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You feel we have a lot in common.
You want to change the world for the better.
You want to go dancing.
You want to shoot pool and drink beers.
You are fun.
You like to visit haunted places or have interesting ghost stories.
You are open to connecting with someone of a different religion.

You're dull (not to be mean, but if you can't hold a conversation, I don't think I could handle it!)
You can't go 45mins without checking your phone for some reason other than your work
You're expecting someone to go with you to church every sunday
You're shallow
You're a whore
You're racist or homophobic or arrogant or rude or mean or a liar