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23 Branson, MO Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 8
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Entertainment / Media
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So far you all sound way cooler and more scholarly than I have ever been or ever will be! I could probably be on here for hours and not meet all of the awesome like-minded people wanting to make friends and then best friends and then maybe one day become one of those obnoxious couples that matches outfits and goes to see kids movies together and tries to out-obnoxious the other with our plethora of laughs. I'm really looking forward to meeting people! I'm not going to lie to you though, I broke up with my first boyfriend not too long ago and it was, shall we say, a colorful breakup. Meaning I am still relearning how to love because of it. There are a lot of layers to who I am, where I have been, and who I want to be.

Currently I'm the lead cook for one of Branson's most popular shows. Threateningly sophisticated, I know. Bow down before my awesomeness. Lol. I am very seriously considering joining the Air Force during our off season. While whittling away the long hours at work until off-season when I can fully dedicate myself to research, I'm working on some fitness goals that might help me survive basic training. (If you have ever been in the Air Force I probably have a million questions for you!) If I decide not to (/if my ASVAB scores are truly dismal) I may be moving in a couple of months, probably sometime in February. My options are southwestern California (where I'm from) but since I know (have a good idea) that I want to end up in the northwest, I may decide on Tecoma. It's all rather up in the air.

I'm pretty darn commitmenty. I get excited about the idea of someone who has seen all of who I am and has come to know those sides personally. I get excited about having someone to share dinner and holidays with the way some people get excited about maybe hooking up with someone at the bar. Call me loca!

I grew up in Southern California 'til I was about 13 when a series of life-changing events sent me to southwest Missouri. At first I hated it here, but it really has become a second home. All throughout middle and high school I found a real home in band, choir, color guard, theatre, and creative writing.

I love camping, canoeing (canoing?), kayaking, hiking, playing in the snow, dancing, yoga, camping, traveling, camping, bonfires, dressing up, camping, making shit and reading shit and singing shit and fixing shit. Also camping. Probably my favorite thing is settling down after a good, long, productive day and just cuddling, chilling by a fire or in a truck bed. I swear I'm not a redneck.

Thrift stores are probably the best things in the whole world. Don't take me to one if you want attention and can't handle excitement.

I have tattoos and peircings. Nothing too flashy yet. I'm past due for new ink but I like to wait for fate to let me know when it's time.

I have nothing against religion, but I don't associate myself with one, although Buddhism and Wicca feel most right to me. I follow my own religion. Mostly I aim to be a good person and spread smiles and common sense.

I am actually a very good lover. I am a very good friend. I am a very good employee. I am high-quality. You won't be sorry you met me. :]

Number 1: Pardon my crudeness, but I can get penis whenever I want. I'm here for friends. Respectable, loud-mouthed, slightly-insane, library-loving friends. If we are lucky enough to make it to a relationship then that's great. But I'm really not that concerned with finding someone else to chop another piece of my heart out at this point.

Number 2: If I don't reply in a timely manner I am probably busy with work or life. Don't do that annoying thing where you send five increasingly-self-depreciating messages that are intended to make me feel bad for you, it won't work. If you really think we could be friends, find me on Instagram (don't judge me). queenbee1521. I'm on there a lot more often.

Number 3: I am curvy. Not fat, not skinny. I work out, I eat healthfully, I don't tan. When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm mad or lazy, I work out. I am a human being, not a mannequin. I'm awesome and I hate endings so don't start something you can't finish.

Number 4: I've been through a few things. They do shape me, but in a good way; they make me stronger. It's not baggage, it's a plot twist. I am not perfect, but I am one of the most loving, caring, genuine, hard-working people you will meet. I've come to the conclusion that people like me are truly hard to find. I do not throw people away. I do not trust easily. I do not let people in on a whim. I am a fantastic person with the right treatment. From now on I am going to love myself the way I want someone else to. :]
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, working out, studying for the ASVAB/Air Force, but other than that I don't really have a master plan, other than survive this busy season until our two-month layoff, and then move somewhere I think I'll like better.

I love camping, float trips, hiking, yoga, going out for drinks and doing anything involving friends, dancing, I will never turn down a decent concert or movie or random downtown event, I love dressing up, wishing I had a Harley cruiser, I love completely random things. When I'm home I usually plan my night around bathing. I freaking love being clean. I love working on projects or just reading. Also knitting/crocheting with very low-level skillz.

When we're not in the off-season (usually January 1st-February 21st), I work like a crack head. I work at a show in Branson and we have some seriously crazy busy times. I used to love it buuuut things happen.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Wishing I had a Harley cruiser. I'm a kick-ass worker. I'm fantastic at remembering important things like your favorite concrete at Andy's or your favorite color or where your brother is stationed or what food you hate. I can tell you right now that if I let my guard down enough to be myself around you you are going to get so lazy and fat! Haha.

Anything involving effort I'm your gal. I love interior decorating, I love driving, I love singing, I love writing, I love working out, I love kids and babies so I'm fairly sure I'm good at whatever that means. Teaching? Growing things? Not that I'm on the hunt for a sperm donor, I'm just saying I take kids kind of seriously. Childhood is not valued as it should be. Too often little people are never given a voice, are bullied and trampled on and told they need to be more. I feel like if I was a fairy, I would be one that protected kids. And I'm not ashamed of that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair, my eyes, my smile, in that order.

I have hip-length light blonde hairs, full lips, and green eyes that people constantly call blue which makes me want to throw things. (Which, for the record, is also how I feel when people spell my name wrong. Brittney. Not Brittany, not Britney, not Britany. Britt- to the mothafuckin'- ney!!) I'm curvy, 5'6, love pin-up, the 60s, and anything vintagey and old and delicious. I'm quiet in new situations, but with time and trust and comfort I open up, just like anyone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I freaking love books. Just all of them. Take me to Barnes and Nobles and used book stores and libraries. Just do it. I'm kind of a snob though, if it doesn't catch my attention I fall asleep.

Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Twilight, and the Sookie Stackhouse novels. Yes, I realize I just listed the "typical" female reading list. I'm always adding more, I have stacks of books and notebooks everywhere, it would take forever to list everything I've read and loved. Just know that if there are elements of the above in whatever book you hand me, it shall be read in a day.

I love movies!! Especially anything about superheroes. I love $1 Tuesday and the Midnight Madness showing of Rocky Horror at the Palace, plus any good premiers at the Campbell. Tombstone, Across the Universe, Moulin Rough, Silver Lining's Playbook, Madea, Breakfast Club, Pitch Perfect, SO many more.

I don't watch very much TV but I love Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Design on a Dime, While You Were Out, Long Island Medium, Orange is the New Black, Family Guy cracks me up, the Colbert Report and The Daily Show, I own every season of True Blood, and dig anything about ghosts or psychics.

Music!! Can't say enough about it. If I didn't have band and choir back in the day I don't know what I would have turned into. Classic rock is my go-to genre, indie speaks to me the most, and add dashes of opera, classical, popular, and folk. I loooove 30s, 40s, and 50s jazz like Billie Holiday and Etta James. Lately country has grown in my heart, I love the folk sound and the stories behind the lyrics. I love banjos and fiddles and a good acoustic. I loathe 85% of rap or techno.

A list of perfection:
Mumford and Sons, Dashboard Confessional, Flogging Molly, Billie Holiday, Etta James, Florence & the Machine, The Ramones, ACDC, The Doors, Led Zepplin, Sublime, Johnny Cash, The Wallflowers, Ray Lamontagne, You+Me, Bob Marley, Black Keys, Bon Iver, Iron and Wine, Jet, Jewel, Norah Jones, Keaton Henson, Muddy Waters, The White Stripes, Amy Winehouse, Coldplay, Fun, Janice Joplin, Lilly Allen, Queen, Radiohead, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Spice Girls, Adele, The Beatles, The Smiths, MGMT, Pink, and SO much more. I'm always adding.

As for food: I've been pescetarian (vegetarian+ fish) since the 8th grade. I love being healthy, I love sandwiches and water and salad, I love Mexican food, love sushi but I'm not skilled at it yet, I absolutely adore Italian, quinoa, veggies, berries, fruit, and saladddd and fruit and smoothies. I love breakfast, I love baking stuff for other people. Sometimes I make clam chowder and home-made sourdough bread and bread bowls but I have a tendency to eat everything so I try not to too often.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Some sort of exercise or physical movement
2) People I love
3) Music
4) Good books and writing utensils
5) Creative projects
6) A sense of purpose
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think a lot about what kind of person I want to be, who I've been, who I think I am. I think a lot about what has happened in the past, what my family has been through, what my ancestors must have been through. I think about whether I'm doing everything I can for people, I think about how amazing it would be to fly, to live someone else's life, to be in a book, to be famous, to be a writer or actress or someone profound and cool. Also how fantastic it would be to be with someone who wants me around for an indefinite amount of time, someone I not only love but who genuinely loves me, not just the body parts attached. Also dreams; having a beautiful Harley cruiser in my garage, a vintage VW bug to keep her company, having that one semester of debt be payed off, having a real forever family and people to cook for and make happy, learning to surf and how to stop a longboard and take hills and curves on a longboard, rock climbing, going in a hot air balloon, seeing Ireland and England and New York and Oregon and Washington and Pennsylvania and Itay and Fance and Salem, Massachusetts and Canada and Alaska, all the cool things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, working out, bathing, sleeping, hanging with friends, watching a movie, running around downtown, playing dress-up, drinking, reading, fiddling on Facebook, reading, Instagramming, crocheting, reading, etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If you bite me, I'll probably fall in lust with you. Anything to do with the neck, really. As a matter of fact, if you play with/brush my hair and/or massage my back for more than an hour I will probably agree to marry you. Also nice biceps. And beards. And vests. The whole suit thing in general. And uniforms. And if you play guitar, piano, or some other classy instrument.
You should message me if
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Do not say that you're "new to this online thing" or "not really sure how to do this". It's really easy. After learning about a person, you decide whether or not you feel like talking to them, and if you do you pick a subject that interests you and start talking about it. It's just like real life, surprisingly.

You should message me if you are a really genuine person who likes to make friends; if you live in California, Missouri, or Washington; if you love movies and music; if you can play an unstrument and/or sing; if you aren't judgmental; if you don't pressure me into dating you; and/or if you have a good reason to be in my life and you think, based off of this simple "dating" website's survey answers, that I could be good for yours.

I will immediately judge you if your message contains "u" "ur" "lolz" "hey" "hi" "i'm" "im" "nice eyes" or "nice hair".

If you in your soul know we are meant to be together (people have honestly said that to me on here before), allow me to just get some ground rules on the table before we begin. While I am not in the mood for "fun", I basically don't trust anyone, and I do not want a boyfriend, there are some ways you can get closer to me after a while.

If you aren't lazy, if you don't mind being a listener every now and then, if you are okay with the mere IDEA of reproduction EVENTUALLY, if you are genuinely prepared to love, if you are prepared to deal with all of the people who love me, if you get a bit jealous, if you like being happy and laughing, if you're manly but not a douche, if you're not snobby or pushy about your religion (or lack thereof), if you don't hate cats, if you treat everyone with courtesy, if you have tattoos or peircings, if you love music/movies/going out/camping/float trips, if you have fun friends, if you like old things, if you love being intimate, if you are capable of saying the "L" word when the time is right, if you think you can compliment me even if I threaten your life, if you think you could want to show me off, if you love cuddling.

By all means send me a message anyway. If you only send one or two words I won't even reply.