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32 Washington, DC Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:42am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
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Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
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Sarcastic (You bet), teacher (lofty), runner (GLORY BOY). If you can get this feel free to come along for the ride.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am teaching right now and training for a marathon. My screen name was created by fellow co-workers who thought it was funny.

I usually tell myself this before I go to work, "I can here to chew bubble gum and kick some butt. And I'm all out of bubble gum".
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being able to get along with all sorts of people. I work at things I'm not good at. I'm not the best person for small talk and what not, but I am working on it. I can make people laugh ( or try to)
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I am laid back and that I usually don't say that much at first. But when the situation presents itself I able to get into the conversation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: I listen to punk music and a little ska. It's still the mid 90s for me. So a little Nofx, Bouncing Souls, Clash. If you don't know who these bands are that's ok, neither does anyone else.

TV: I like Community (and save for 1-2 other people), Parks and Rec, Boardwalk Empire, Workaholics.

Movies: I like most types of movies. Not a big fan of action type movies.

Books: I like things written by Hemingway. I'll read history type books (i'm not sure that really made sense)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. computer
2. water
3. food
I only got to 3. Maybe a good shower, clothes. Ok that's 4 and 5. I can't think of 6. Are these material possessions or real things?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing from the work week. Watching some sort of game.
You should message me if
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Want to have a good time. Listen to jokes that may or may not be funny.

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