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Equal parts romantic and cynic. I'm extroverted but shy. I like
animals better than people. I've been called a cartoon and the
devil. I guess what I'm saying is that I'm hard to get along with.
And I dangle prepositions like a maniac.
What I’m doing with my life
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I make art. It's a compulsion.
I’m really good at
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Cooking. I love when my kitchen smells of fresh spices.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Charles Bukowski. Paddy Chayefsky. Elmore Leonard.
Charlie Kaufman. The Coen Brothers. David Cronenberg.
Louie. Black Mirror. Six Feet Under.
Curtis Mayfield. Terry Reid. Massive Attack. BRMC.
Vegetarian. Indian. Mexican. Sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was a boy, my friends and I were playing Army around the
neighborhood. Four of us had hopped a 6-foot, vine-covered
chainlink fence and were silently waiting to ambush the other kids
when they crept by on patrol. Just then a twig snapped close behind
us so we turned to find an old white man with his long red beard
and longer black trench coat staring at us with maniac eyes. For a
moment he said nothing but left our imaginations to scamper.
Finally his gruff voice croaked "You kids get the fuck out of that
yard!" The word 'yard' was punctuated by a messy stream of
reddish-brownish gunk which, at the time, I believed to be blood
pouring from the mouth of this obvious Werewolf. I suppose now it
could have been chewing tobacco? (Probably blood.) Whatever -- it
was enough to send the four of us scrambling back over the fence,
using one another's faces as footholds.
You should message me if
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...you're a wise-crackin' smartass with perfect aim and fashion
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