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BeepBlapp

36 North Hollywood, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–47
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:45pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
When I was a boy, my friends and I were playing Army around the neighborhood. Four of us had hopped a 6-foot, vine-covered chainlink fence and were silently waiting to ambush the other lads when they crept by on patrol. But then a twig snapped close behind us so we turned to find an old white man with his long red beard and longer black trench coat staring at us with maniac eyes. For a moment he said nothing but left our imaginations to scamper. Finally his gruff voice croaked "You kids get the fuck out of that yard!" The word 'yard' was punctuated by a messy stream of reddish-brownish gunk which, at the time, I believed to be blood pouring from the mouth of this obvious Werewolf. I suppose now it could have been chewing tobacco? (Probably blood.) Whatever -- it was enough to send the four of us scrambling back over the fence, using one another's faces as footholds.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Filling it with good memories.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Poking people with pitchforks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Tales of Ordinary Madness,
Gaspar Noe,
Louie,
60's Soul,
Mexican
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My batmobile.
My laboratory.
My megaphone.
My ghosts.
Magnetic fields.
Twist ties.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future. The past. The moment.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
a potato.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Most who know me would probably be surprised to find out that I'm actually quite shy. Apparently I cover it up well enough but it takes some effort for me to overcome.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you're an alien.