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BeepBlapp

37 North Hollywood, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 29–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:26pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Skinny
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Often
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Equal parts romantic and cynic. I'm extroverted but shy. I like animals better than people. I've been called a cartoon and the devil.

I am curious. I like to have intelligent conversations. Solve the world's problems over an evening with friends.

I value kindness and joy. I nurture and cultivate beauty in my life. I am honest and reliable and expect the same from others.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm compulsively creative and inquisitive. I find our world beautiful and bizarre and love learning more about it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking. I love when my kitchen smells of fresh spices.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Charles Bukowski often writes things that make me stop reading and just hold the book to my chest.

I just re-watched Alien and I think it is now my favorite movie. I never before noticed the surrealism in the close ups and the dreaminess of the camerawork. Ridley Scott's early films were all dreamlike but this movie in particular is like he was trying to capture Giger's nightmares of tunnels and biomechanics.

Louie. Black Mirror. Six Feet Under.

Curtis Mayfield. Terry Reid. Massive Attack. BRMC. Stan Getz.

Vegetarian. Indian. Mexican. Sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love.
Science.
Psychedelics.
Friends.
The moon.
Dogs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
post-humanity
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
a potato.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was a boy, my friends and I were playing Army around the neighborhood. Four of us had hopped a 6-foot, vine-covered chainlink fence and were silently waiting to ambush the other kids when they crept by on patrol. Just then a twig snapped close behind us so we turned to find an old white man with his long red beard and longer black trench coat staring at us with maniac eyes. For a moment he said nothing but left our imaginations to scamper. Finally his gruff voice croaked "You kids get the fuck out of that yard!" The word 'yard' was punctuated by a messy stream of reddish-brownish gunk which, at the time, I believed to be blood pouring from the mouth of this obvious Werewolf. I suppose now it could have been chewing tobacco? (Probably blood.) Whatever -- it was enough to send the four of us scrambling back over the fence, using one another's faces as footholds.
You should message me if
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...you're a wise-crackin' smartass with perfect aim and fashion sense. Or if you have a cool animal friend who I can pet.