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BeerAndPretzels

30 Denver, CO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Nov 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I like board games and bad movies and karaoke and local breweries and roller derby. Although not necessarily in that order. Any order is fine, really.

I like people. I like making them laugh and learning what they're into - if you have a passion, we're gonna get along. I bet you can even convince me to try it at least once.

(Except skydiving. That shit is bananas.)
What I’m doing with my life
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I am a video game designer. My main project isn't out yet, which means I can't talk about it, which sucks, but the actual job is still awesome. I think hard about cool stuff and talk about it with excellent people. What more can you ask?

General to-do list:
- Pick out another 14er
- Perfect my crock-pot chili (it's totally getting there)
- Get back up to Fort Collins to get my Odell growler refilled

A couple coworkers convinced me to run Tough Mudder this year. What have I done...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening, deadpanning, simple cooking, listening to one song on repeat for three days, choosing a good beer, drinking wine without knowing if it's good or not, The Question Game.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...is that they are suddenly laughing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love Community, and am glad it survived the gas leak year. The success of Game of Thrones gets me excited for what might be coming in the next generation of TV. I know you've never heard of Better Off Ted, but it's excellent. Go watch it. Right now.

I really like movies at both ends of the spectrum - the very good and the very bad. Maybe especially the very bad. If you are into bad movies, I would like to know you, and you would probably like to know Samurai Cop. Please let me introduce the two of you. On the good side: The Prestige, Moon, Wristcutters, Kung Fu Hustle, and recently I enjoyed the hell out of The Cabin in the Woods, Safety Not Guaranteed, This Is The End, and In a World...

Music and I are like agreeable roommates, not best friends. I probably haven't heard of your favorite indie act (unless it's He's My Brother, She's My Sister, because they played at Tour de Fat and were awesome), but I want to be educated. Recommend something.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Someone who laughs at my jokes.
Garlic.
A good couch to nap on.
Radiolab.
Tommy Wiseau.
Garlic again. It's really important.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Money in politics, privilege, why are characters in TV shows and movies so mean to each other, Lady Gaga songs, the marginal utility of money, when can I visit Seattle again...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
About yay deep into a pint of Agave Wheat.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Dragonforce makes me daydream that I'm a superhero.
You should message me if
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...you can laugh at yourself. Or at me. Or just in general.

...the word mumblecore means anything to you.

...our Match and Enemy %s add up to more than 100.