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25 M Brooklyn, NY

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
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Strictly anything
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Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
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English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
My friend recently said that I'm like an old cast iron skillet covered in decade old bacon grease. Thats probably the best description of myself I've ever heard.
What I’m doing with my life
I tend bar in Greenpoint and have consequently formed pretty strong friendships with old Polish men.

When I'm not doing that I do stand up all over the city. Please don't ask me to tell you a joke.
I’m really good at
Editing drunk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm really bad at reading. Not in the sense that I'm illiterate or anything. I just have terrible book A.D.D. So I end up half reading a bunch of books at the same time, but never really get anything done. So I tend to do the adult thing and stick to comic books. I'm digging Saga a lot, but Manhattan Projects and Prophet are my two current jams.

I'll have to limit my self on movies, so this is pretty much my desert island list:
Four Lions, Old Boy, Kill List, The Thing, Ichi the Killer, Night Of the Hunter, Yojimbo, High Plains Drifter, Happiness, King of Kong, The Thin Blue Line, Repo Man, The Shining, Miami Blues, The Tenant, Brazil, Blade Runner: Directors Cut. Also anything and everything Horror related. If campy was a tangible substance I that could bathe in, I would.

I really like dark British comedies. And I'll go so far as to say that I think anything Armando Iannucci or Chris Morris make should considered the highest form of art.
I can also completely get down with all things Louie, Arrested Development (not season 4), Kids in the Hall, Breaking Bad, The Larry Sanders Show, The Wire, Community (also not season 4), Bob's Burgers, The Sopranos, The Venture Brothers etc...


Music wise I'm all over the place. I'll jump from The Spits to Duran Duran quite a bit. For the most part I stay in the Punk genre, but like I said I'm all over the place.

I grew up in Boston, don't worry I'm accent free (thanks to years of speech therapy). So I'm understandably very into sea food of all kinds. However, if you think Manhattan clam chowder is better than New England clam chowder, do not, I repeat DO NOT talk to me.

I'm also a BIG craft beer enthusiast. (See beer belly)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What David Bowie's bathroom must be like?
On a typical Friday night I am
Berating my roomates cats while drinking bourbon, about how they don't want to drink bourbon with me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I allegedly punched John Mayer in the face while black out drunk.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you like to laugh, drink, and talk shit about movies.

Then look no further! I'm the burly Lumber Jack you've been pining for.

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