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25 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
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Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
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Has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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My friend once told me that I'm like an old cast iron skillet covered in a decades worth of bacon grease. Sadly that is probably the best description of myself I've ever heard.
What I’m doing with my life
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I tend bar in Greenpoint and have consequently formed pretty strong friendships with old Polish men. It also means I occupy very strange hours.

I also write a lot, currently working on a show for the PIT, and have a monthly show in Bushwick. I've got some dumb project on deck!

When I'm not doing that other stuff I do stand up all over the city. (But mostly in brooklyn. You know? Because I'm lazy!)

That said. Please don't ask me to tell you a joke.
I’m really good at
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Editing drunk.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I sometimes turn into John Belushi when I put sunglasses on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm really bad at reading. Not in the sence that I'm illiterate or anything. I just have terrible book A.D.D. So I end up half reading a bunch of books at the same time, but never really get anything done. So I tend to do the adult thing and stick to comic books. I'm digging Saga a lot, but Manhattan Projects and Prophet are my two current jams.

I'll have to limit my self on movies, so this is pretty much my desert island list:
Four Lions, Old Boy, Kill List, The Thing, Ichi the Killer, Night Of the Hunter, Yojimbo, High Plains Drifter, Happiness, King of Kong, The Thin Blue Line, Repo Man, The Shining, Miami Blues, The Tenant, Brazil, Blade Runner: Directors Cut.

Anything and everything Horror related. If campy was a tangible substance I that could bathe in, I would.

I really like dark British comedies. And I'll go so far as to say that I think anything Armando Iannucci or Chris Morris make should considered the highest form of art.
I can also completely get down with all things Louie, Arrested Development (not season 4), Kids in the Hall, Breaking Bad, The Larry Sanders Show, The Wire, Community (also not season 4), Bob's Burgers, The Sopranos, The Venture Brothers etc...


Music wise I'm all over the place. I'll jump from The Spits to Duran Duran quite a bit. For the most part I stay in the Punk genre, but like I said I'm all over the place.

I grew up in Boston, don't worry I'm accent free (thanks to years of speech therapy). So I'm understandably very into sea food of all kinds. However, if you think Manhattan clam chowder is better than New England clam chowder, do not, I repeat DO NOT talk to me.

I'm also a BIG craft beer enthusiast. (See beer belly)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What David Bowie's bathroom must be like?

The prog-rock band Alejandro Jodorowsky and David Lynch should form.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Berating my roomates cats while drinking bourbon, about how they don't want to drink bourbon with me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I allegedly punched John Mayer in the face while black out drunk.
You should message me if
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If you like to laugh, drink, and talk shit about movies.

If the above statement applies to you, then look no further! I'm the burly Lumber Jack you've been pining for.

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