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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 26
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Working on Post grad
English, French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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i subscribe to the word of the day from (although most days i never read it). i eat pizza. i love beer. i try (and fail) to work out. i walk everywhere. [correction: unless I biked there].

i rejoice in the absence of uppercase.

i try to read more than i watch the x-files. i [don't] dance well. i love bad art. good art is okay too. i read scotus blog. i really enjoy refreshing fresh lemonade.

i get to know everyone in my community. i miss the west coast concept of 'processing.' i worked at a pizza bar in somerville. i worked on a farm in boston. i studied music in pdx (b4 p-landia).

i eat lots of pizza...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
failed musician/academic turned public service lawyer. #2L #inschool4eva
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
storytelling. but that's not evident from that response. but i am, trust. or maybe not. i'll let you know.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
ceci n'est pas une moustache.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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[bad wolf]
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
cannon balls into swimming pools
used books
calico cats
lemons for ade
organized vibrations
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what am i reading?
why beards are so attractive?
did i buy beer yesterday?
is that cat following me?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
reorganizing my armageddon cache.
once accounted for: no rules.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i get tounge tied around cute boys.

xoxo, gg
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