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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 4
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Working on law school
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, French (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
in Seattle for the summer! looking for friends and fun.

i subscribe to the word of the day from (although most days i never read it). i eat lots of pizza. i love beer. i try (and fail) to work out. i rejoice in the absence of uppercase.

i try to read more than i use my computer. i think i dance well. i love bad art. good art is good too. i read some of the slip opinions from the supreme court. i really like fresh lemonade.

i try to get to know everyone in my community. i miss the west coast concept of 'processing.' i worked at a pizza bar in somerville. i worked on a farm in boston. i studied music. i've fallen for the word prodigious. i eat lots of pizza...

to borrow from "frances ha": undateable.
What I’m doing with my life
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after a masters in music theory i've found a new calling. we'll see if i pick up or not. #lawschool
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making sure everyone is having a good time.
not answering emails and phone calls.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
ceci n'est pas une moustache.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
[bad wolf]
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
cannon balls into swimming pools
used books
calico cats
lemons for ade
organized vibrations
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
whatever i'm reading at the moment.
i really need a bike tune up.
the next big/small adventure.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at the bar with a beer in hand. i've saved up all my pennies so that i may be a wallflower watching from safety of the sidelines at some gay/hipster/alterna/fag night. ok, maybe i'll be dancing at that night. or maybe i've been at home watching a movie this whole time. i love popcorn.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i don't know how to make anything less than a full pot of coffee.

xoxo, gg
You should message me if
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interested in a low key date involving beer (and/or whiskey).