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48 Westminster, CO Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–54
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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;My user name: A friend begged me to join, I didn't take it seriously and made up that silly handle. Please don't let the user name scare you away--it already has a number of times.

Looking for a girlfriend; someone who I look forward to seeing, doubly so Friday nights, where we can go out to a movie and dinner or stay in, cook (cooking with one hand, glass of wine in the other), do a Netflix movie or play a fun game of Scrabble.

I tend to be tactile, passionate, and physically fun. I will send you little texts during your day, and give you surprise kisses. I'm new to Denver (Fall 2012), and STILL have not explored the mountains, the casinos, Estes Park, etc etc.

I don't smoke or do drugs, no MJ, you don't either. I am DD free, no tatts or piercings.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am a pro editor, ghostwriter, have a published novel, and about six screenplays. I tutor German, and writing to foreign students. I also wrote, performed and produced a 14-song CD in 1999.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, scrabble, chess, cooking. I can recite the following poem by heart;

Ein Werwolf eines Nachts entwich
von Weib und Kind und sich begab
an eines Dorfschullehrers Grab
und bat ihn: "Bitte, beuge mich!"

Der Dorfschulmeister stieg hinauf
auf seines Blechschilds Messingknauf
und sprach zum Wolf, der seine Pfoten
geduldig kreuzte vor dem Toten:

"Der Werwolf" - sprach der gute Mann,
"des Weswolfs, Genitiv sodann,
dem Wemwolf, Dativ, wie man's nennt,
den Wenwolf, - damit hat's ein End."

Dem Werwolf schmeichelten die Fälle,
er rollte seine Augenbälle.
"Indessen," bat er, "füge doch
zur Einzahl auch die Mehrzahl noch!"

Der Dorfschulmeister aber mußte
gestehn, dass er von ihr nichts wußte,
Zwar Wölfe gäb's in großer Schar,
doch "Wer" gäb's nur im Singular.

Der Wolf erhob sich tränenblind -
er hatte ja doch Weib und Kind!!
Doch da er kein Gelehrter eben,
so schied er dankend und ergeben.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm pretty smart. When we get to know each other, my kissing skills always draw praise. So there's that ...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Office, 30 Rock, House, Celeb Apprentice
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My laptop
Hold em
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There's no telling. Something social, though.
You should message me if
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You want to do stuff together; movies (out and DVDs/Netflix), Scrabble, cooking, mountains (I'm new to Denver), and consider long kissing sessions a worthwhile pastime.