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48 Aurora, CO Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–54
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:25pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Merry Christmas! Would you like to be my Christmas Party date? My company spends a LOT on parties, very classy. I will be your escort to your work function, if you'd like, in return! It'll be a lot of fun, I will meet for a drink/coffee and convo this week so we can be sure we want to drag each other in front of our colleagues. Thanks
What I’m doing with my life
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I am a pro editor, ghostwriter, have a published novel, and about six screenplays. I tutor German. I also wrote, performed and produced a 14-song CD in 1999.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, scrabble, chess, cooking. I can recite the following poem by heart;

Ein Werwolf eines Nachts entwich
von Weib und Kind und sich begab
an eines Dorfschullehrers Grab
und bat ihn: "Bitte, beuge mich!"

Der Dorfschulmeister stieg hinauf
auf seines Blechschilds Messingknauf
und sprach zum Wolf, der seine Pfoten
geduldig kreuzte vor dem Toten:

"Der Werwolf" - sprach der gute Mann,
"des Weswolfs, Genitiv sodann,
dem Wemwolf, Dativ, wie man's nennt,
den Wenwolf, - damit hat's ein End."

Dem Werwolf schmeichelten die Fälle,
er rollte seine Augenbälle.
"Indessen," bat er, "füge doch
zur Einzahl auch die Mehrzahl noch!"

Der Dorfschulmeister aber mußte
gestehn, dass er von ihr nichts wußte,
Zwar Wölfe gäb's in großer Schar,
doch "Wer" gäb's nur im Singular.

Der Wolf erhob sich tränenblind -
er hatte ja doch Weib und Kind!!
Doch da er kein Gelehrter eben,
so schied er dankend und ergeben.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Personality? I am very well-liked by all the people in my neighborhood--there's a fun bar where most of the happening peeps go to near to me. I also play on a poker tour and am well-liked there, except for some sore losers who think I win too often with shitty cards.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Office, 30 Rock, House, Celeb Apprentice
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My laptop
Hold em
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I don't think a true light saber fight would last very long.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There's no telling. Something social, though.
You should message me if
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You have the sexual morals of a drunk rabbit.