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Beercan4u

48 M Aurora, CO

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:47pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey there , Cupid gals. Thanks for stopping by. Anyway --

A friend made me join this, I didn't take it seriously and I have myself that silly handle, which has turned off a lot of women. (It has nothing to do with beer, beercan refers to something entirely different... ;-) )

Honestly? I am looking for sex. I am affectionate, very tactile, and a very good kisser. I have met nice women and slept with them on the first date. The greatest women of my life are girls who screwed me on the first date. We all like sex, and I'm just tired of pretending I'm a "nice guy who is seeking a friend first," ... I
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a pro editor, ghostwriter, have a published novel, and about six screenplays. I tutor German. I also wrote, performed and produced a 14-song CD in 1999. I lift weights, so I have broad shoulders, thick arms, nice ass, I'm a beefy guy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, scrabble, chess, cooking. I can recite the following poem by heart;

Ein Werwolf eines Nachts entwich
von Weib und Kind und sich begab
an eines Dorfschullehrers Grab
und bat ihn: "Bitte, beuge mich!"

Der Dorfschulmeister stieg hinauf
auf seines Blechschilds Messingknauf
und sprach zum Wolf, der seine Pfoten
geduldig kreuzte vor dem Toten:

"Der Werwolf" - sprach der gute Mann,
"des Weswolfs, Genitiv sodann,
dem Wemwolf, Dativ, wie man's nennt,
den Wenwolf, - damit hat's ein End."

Dem Werwolf schmeichelten die Fälle,
er rollte seine Augenbälle.
"Indessen," bat er, "füge doch
zur Einzahl auch die Mehrzahl noch!"

Der Dorfschulmeister aber mußte
gestehn, dass er von ihr nichts wußte,
Zwar Wölfe gäb's in großer Schar,
doch "Wer" gäb's nur im Singular.

Der Wolf erhob sich tränenblind -
er hatte ja doch Weib und Kind!!
Doch da er kein Gelehrter eben,
so schied er dankend und ergeben.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Personality? I am very well-liked by all the people in my neighborhood--there's a fun bar where most of the happening peeps go to near to me. I also play on a poker tour and am well-liked there, except for some sore losers who think I win too often with shitty cards.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Office, 30 Rock, House, Celeb Apprentice
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My laptop
MLB
Chess
Hold em
Writing
Guitar
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I am up for anything, from LTR to a movie to a few drinks to meeting for an afternoon of goofing off.
I'm d/d free and
I don't smoke.
I don't think a true light saber fight would last very long.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There's no telling. Something social, though.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–54
  • Near me
  • For casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have the morals of a drunk rabbit.