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LionTuurtle

28 Easthampton, MA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a fun loving individual. I like to engage with people on a sarcastic level, with multiple layers of meaning and insult. In other words, banter is one of my favorite parts of close relationships.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working on an anaerobic digestion start-up company.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am a jack of all trades, and a master of a few. Well maybe not master, but certainly pretty ok. Some of my favorite literature is actually how-to manuals. In descending order, I'm really good at, telling stories (fictional on the spot, just try me!), brewing beer, cooking, writing, hiking mountains, fixing my car, practicing yoga and green building (this one I really need to get better at).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite food is soup. I make delicious soup.

My favorite movies are, Fight Club, Pan's Labyrinth, pie, LoTR and Star Wars of course, Spirited Away, Full Metal Jacket, Mulholland Drive, Amellie, Y tu Mama tambien, amores perros, K Pax, Pulp Fiction, and Reservoir Dogs.

Books: Anything by Neil Gaiman (American Gods Good Omens, etc.) LoTR, Harry Potter books, Of mice and Men, Hunger Games (I will never watch the movie) and of course lots of how-to manuals

Music: Mars Volta, Radio Head, Belle and Sabastian, Beatles, Cake, The Posies, Bad Religion, Rancid, Sublime, Tom Waits, Postal Service, and the Misfits.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee!

Enough said.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Becoming a superhero. No I am not being sarcastic here, some day I will realize my dreams. Although I may settle for ninja.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out and having fun. Usually delicious beers are involved.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've noticed that about 80% of girls' profiles on this site specifically mention the importance of grammar, and not just generally, but the your/you're rule. Girls, is it really so important? Would you fling away a suitor's advances because they are grammatically incautious? Is grammar more important than what a person has to say?

Well I would like to announce a new word...you'r - it means both! And on top of that, I maintain that this word is free to use. Please stop grammar hand wringing today!

You'r Welcome.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'r fun and want to trade stories, or just because!