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Beffgus

35 Minneapolis, MN Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:00am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Swedish (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm the girl next door. If the girl next door could kick your ass.

I am irreverent, slightly awkward, and charmingly stubborn
What I’m doing with my life
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Enjoying my free time. Reading in the park. Planning curriculum for my future after-school program. Visiting the Electric Fetus far too often. Making butterscotch milkshakes. Working on my motivation issues and figuring out what I want to be when I grow up. Rocking the karaoke mike. Going apeshit over adorable puppies. Shoe shopping. Half-heartedly networking. Dreaming of social democracy. Planning road trips I can't afford to take. Wondering why there's never time when there's money and vice versa. Quite a bit of blow*. Playing inconsistent tennis. Researching popular musicology. Soul-searching and the like. Envying Mary Lucia.

*apparently sarcasm doesn't always come across on the page, or screen, as it were.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing. Rationalizing. Pop culture trivia.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm the loud one.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: To Kill A Mockingbird, Infinite Jest, Love In The Time Of Cholera, pretty much anything by Michael Chabon, Chuck Klosterman, Tom Robbins, and John Irving.

Movies: Star Wars trilogy, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, High Fidelity, Wayne's World, The Big Lebowski, Field Of Dreams, TV on DVD/Internet (Arrested Development, Buffy, Archer, FOTC, Doctor Who, etc.)

Music: David Bowie, Wilco, Tom Waits, The Pixies, The Clash, The Replacements, Elvis Costello, The Hold Steady, The Rolling Stones, Prince, Iggy Pop, X, Willie Nelson, Stevie Wonder, The Ramones, Bob Dylan, The Magnetic Fields, Ted Leo, Joni Mitchell, Leonard Cohen, Arcade Fire, Sleater-Kinney, Bruce Springsteen, The New Pornographers, ELO, and a shitload of others.

Food: Pizza Luce artichoke dip, green curry, tomato soup, creme brulee, fried chicken and mashed potatoes, anything cheese related
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Lori's mom.
Lori's mom.
Lori's mom.
Wine.
Lori's mom.
Wine with Lori's mom.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How accurate these "personality awards" are. While the two I've received so far (more independent and less old-fashioned) are accurate, I've run across several profiles with statements like "how the hell am I considered 'More Republican'?" and so on. Just a little wary of how I'm being represented...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Stalking your mom.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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There's usually quite a bit more going on beneath my often glib exterior.
You should message me if
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You are smart and funny and relatively attractive and don't find it entirely unreasonable that I once spent my last $20 in the world to see Lou Reed.

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