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Beffgus

35 F Minneapolis, MN

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:24am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Swedish (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm the girl next door. If the girl next door could kick your ass.

I am irreverent, slightly awkward, and charmingly stubborn
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying my free time. Reading in the park. Planning curriculum for my future after-school program. Visiting the Electric Fetus far too often. Making butterscotch milkshakes. Working on my motivation issues and figuring out what I want to be when I grow up. Rocking the karaoke mike. Going apeshit over adorable puppies. Shoe shopping. Half-heartedly networking. Dreaming of social democracy. Planning road trips I can't afford to take. Wondering why there's never time when there's money and vice versa. Quite a bit of blow*. Playing inconsistent tennis. Researching popular musicology. Soul-searching and the like. Envying Mary Lucia.

*apparently sarcasm doesn't always come across on the page, or screen, as it were.
I’m really good at
Singing. Rationalizing. Pop culture trivia.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: To Kill A Mockingbird, Infinite Jest, Love In The Time Of Cholera, pretty much anything by Michael Chabon, Chuck Klosterman, Tom Robbins, and John Irving.

Movies: Star Wars trilogy, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, High Fidelity, Wayne's World, The Big Lebowski, Field Of Dreams, TV on DVD/Internet (Arrested Development, Buffy, Archer, FOTC, Doctor Who, etc.)

Music: David Bowie, Wilco, Tom Waits, The Pixies, The Clash, The Replacements, Elvis Costello, The Hold Steady, The Rolling Stones, Prince, Iggy Pop, X, Willie Nelson, Stevie Wonder, The Ramones, Bob Dylan, The Magnetic Fields, Ted Leo, Joni Mitchell, Leonard Cohen, Arcade Fire, Sleater-Kinney, Bruce Springsteen, The New Pornographers, ELO, and a shitload of others.

Food: Pizza Luce artichoke dip, green curry, tomato soup, creme brulee, fried chicken and mashed potatoes, anything cheese related
The six things I could never do without
Lori's mom.
Lori's mom.
Lori's mom.
Wine.
Lori's mom.
Wine with Lori's mom.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How accurate these "personality awards" are. While the two I've received so far (more independent and less old-fashioned) are accurate, I've run across several profiles with statements like "how the hell am I considered 'More Republican'?" and so on. Just a little wary of how I'm being represented...
On a typical Friday night I am
Stalking your mom.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There's usually quite a bit more going on beneath my often glib exterior.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 27–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are smart and funny and relatively attractive and don't find it entirely unreasonable that I once spent my last $20 in the world to see Lou Reed.