UPDATE: Presently I'm in an open thing with a wonderful lady who is kind hearted and pretty as fuck. Also she likes both guys and gals if that's relevant (Wednesday232 ). I can appreciate if that puts you off, and I'm not trying to take advantage of anyone or get away with anything, so with that in and/or out of the way, heeeeeere's me (n.b., you may be able to tell from that last sentence, I am not named Johnny):
Also, if you are brilliant, clever and intellectually curious or just a hilarious human being then screw everything I wrote below and just message me. Who cares if we're sexually compatible, if your existence can improve me as a human being then I want you in my life.
Recently found out that this guy was using my pictures and creeping on people: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/erigre/photos. Please do not get catfished by him, please instead get catfished by me. By which I mean, come meet me, I look like my pictures, and then let me take you to a wonderful catfish dinner (vegans and vegetarians: you will be forced to eat neither cat nor fish. We'll work it out, somehow).
I would rather be despised for who I am than loved for who I'm not (though to be frank, neither is what I would call "livin' the dream").
Serious about being silly, seek complex simplicity and dualistic without duplicity. (I'm of two minds about dualism, but they both agree that it's false).
I love words with friends and at times feel like I am friends with words. I'm stable and mercurial, a good listener and an excellent speaker.
I am really busy, but I do my best to make time for exciting people. I feel at times like I'm dancing on the line between the humanities and the sciences, but since dancing is a humanity, that is the side towards which I tilt, a whirling dervish twirling in a lab coat he doesn't deserve. I have an ecstatic relationship with the natural world and its funniest monkeys, the Homophobic Sapien (really we're more closely related to apes, that was just a genetic jape. Please don't be homophobic, or in any other way full of fear or hate).
My old profile also read: Please be kind, laid back, hot, smart. Could break a tooth on an icy uptight tart.
Oh, hey, this seems relevant: I am wrong sometimes. Whoops!