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Behalterfaust

27 Winter Park, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:15pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay)

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My self-summary
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These things are so arbitrary, and you can never exactly say what you want. I just joined to join, to see if there was any interest, and somewhat as a social experiment; awesome. And please excuse the sarcasm, it is just a means of defense and a source of levity.

Anyway. I am here to just meet new people. So please, if you think I am not too bitter sounding, send me a message, get to know me, digitally.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working in food service as management now. It pays the bills, but isn't very stimulating.

I also recently got a car again, yay.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
A plethora of things. I have so many random skills. Ask me and I might tell you some of them.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hat, that I have had for over six years. Then my height, then my glasses covering my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Because I have far too many of these to list, I will break them down into genres first, then maybe a few descriptive words so you get the idea.

Books: I enjoy the Sci/fi-fantasy scene; Tolkien, Jordan, R.R. Martin, Rand, Gaiman, and Douglas Adams. I devour suspense and horror, Stephen King being chief among authors. Sometimes a good crime/mystery/western. Also, sometimes a bit of cyberpunk.

Movies: I am a sucker for Samurai movies, and also for Ninja movies. (I love Toshiro Mifune, may he rest in peace.) I enjoy comedy, from the black sarcastic to the light slapstick. Animation is also something I enjoy, if the animation looks good I may just watch it. And yes, sci/fi and fantasy as well.

Shows: TV is the opiate for the masses. Seeing as that saying is correct on so many levels, I try not to watch it. Though I do sometimes catch an entire show after it has gone off the air on Netflix. See the above movie genres for further details on what I watch.

Music: Modest Mouse is first, merely because I love Issac Brock's voice. Flogging Molly, because Dave King is a funny drunken Irishman. Rammstein, because of the lovely German industrial movement. Nero, because electronica and techno are still evolving. Everclear, because the lyrics speak to me. The Aquabats, because MC Bat Commander said so. Daft Punk, please just one more time. Muse, because that man can sing beautifully. Mumford & Sons, for their eclectic and folksy sound. Red Elvises, playing that swing from downtown Moscow. Cake, because everyone loves it. And Stabbing Westward, for more synthesizer goodness.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen. Need that to breathe and live and all.

Sentience. I like being able to have cognitive skills.

Sarcasm. I need it or I will explode, I do that sometimes.

Literature. I need to read or I will go insane.

Wit/humor. Please, laugh with me.

Music. For without it, life is dull.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the universe, and everything. 42.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being a nerd at home or out and about.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Everything. I have no shame.
You should message me if
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You are an actual person and care enough to show it.

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