HOLY SHIT ACTION BRONSON IS PLAYING ON THURSDAY.

I'M COOL:
https://soundcloud.com/sashathomas

Everyone here is too cool for this shit anyway.

Currently I am a PhD student studying Behavioral Neuroscience at the University of Pennsylvania. It sounds intense, but it's really not too hard. Ultimately I hope to be a research professor, because I can't think of anything I would rather do with my life then get paid to learn, teach, and create things.

being ridiculous. I like enjoying life, and if that means being able to laugh at myself, then I am on board. I really wish I could put dancing here, but part of me thinks that my enjoyment of it probably doesn't transfer to skill. :/ I hope I'm good at the brain, because that's basically what I do for a living.

Who am I to judge a man's heart by his yacht-wear?

The beiber-iness of my hair? Or maybe my hipster swag depending on how I felt like dressing that morning.

Books:
Anything by Nietzsche (angsty and pretentious, I know)

Shows:
30 Rock
Breaking Bad
Mad Men
Dexter
Arrested Development
SVU

Music (in largely alphabetical order):
Action Bronson
Andrew Bird
Animal Collective
Arcade Fire
Arctic Monkeys
ASAP Rocky
Atmosphere
Bassnectar
Beirut
Brand New
Cage the Elephant
Chrispy
CocoRosie
Damian Marley
Department of Eagles
Does It Offend You, Yeah?
The Doves
Excision
The Faint
The Flaming Lips
The Fratellis
Grizzly Bear
Kendrick Lamar
Knife Party
Kreayshawn
Lil Wayne
MGMT
Modest Mouse
Nas
The National
Neon Indian
Neutral Milk Hotel
Nero
NIN
Nirvana
of Montreal
Panda Bear
Pink Floyd
Pixies
Primus
Prolyphic
Queens of the Stone Age
Radiohead
Rage Against The Machine
Regina Spektor
Riff Raff
Rihanna
Sage Francis
Seven Lions
Skrillex
Sublime
WHY?
Wu-Tang Clan
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Zedd's Dead

Look at all that free time I have on my hands. I have many friends.

1. My Computer (the unfortunate truth)
2. Music
3. Clothing
4. Diet Soda
5. Ridiculous Stuff on the Daily
6. A Dance Floor

The brain (occupational hazard). Music, listening to it and making it. The bigger questions that sound pretentious or space-y when listed here. Why can't I stop watching the most incredibly awful rap music videos on YouTube?

Also, I have a slight obsession with Hi Tops.

somewhere out in Philly. Depends on my mood and who I'm with. Always something enjoyable.

is not going to be plastered up on the Internet.

The TV's been on channel blue in your house for a week.

you are Tina Fey.
you are Karen O.
you are Natalie Portman.

You play the drums, and have good taste in music, and want to be in the greatest band in the world!