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Bejaded

43 F Royal Tunbridge Wells, UK

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:31am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just bimbling through........

"Blessed are the cracked.........For they let in the light!"

Be aware..If Jesus loves you, I probably wont!

I am;
The Sudden Departure [RBLM] a 72% slutty Party Animal in search of an Adventure Man
I was previously incarnated as a Dragon
The reason I’m single is because I am a Date-er
I am a True Raver and according to Howard Gardner my intelligence is based linguistically.
I should have played Lee in Secretary and My dreams reveal that I am losing my grip
I am a Dunce regarding the Facts Everyone Should Know
I am 61% Unique and a Scientific Intellectual
My alternative job would be as a Rock Star
I am Artistically Inclined at General Obscure Knowledge
I am The Art Nerd Master and as a Famous Artwork I would be a Blank Canvass
As a Mythological Goddess I would be Freya and my Muppet Personality is The Swedish Chef
I would have been Kate in Lost
Akira Kurosawa should be directing my life.
I am the Clown [ESFP]
My Taste in Art is Non-conformist, Visionary and Independent
I am a Hippy and a Pure Nerd with a smidge of Liberal Beauty
I am in Sexual Hell Level 3 and I am [ENTP which is Strangely Accurate
I am 48% Eccentric with Transylvanian Tendencies.
I am a Centre Brained Huge Druggy and as a book I would be a Menu
My Knowledge vs Intellect=5/9 Polymath
I am a Vocabulary Vixen,with a Well-Informed Sex IQ
I am an English Genius regarding Commonly Confused Words....................................................Apparently.

I am also; full-figured, honest, gregarious, tactile, tall & noisy!

Strangely my Match credentials with myself are 99% Match 100% Friend and 2% Enemy...Answers on a postcard please.

"I'd hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me"
[Hunter S.Thompson]
[May he rest in pieces-yes pieces!]
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to make sense of it all.....
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Some things better than others.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How edited this profile is now! [Previous entries now reside in my Journal]

I asked a friend. He said;
“Your height. Your red hair and the fact you’re usually the noisiest in your crowd. Oh, and you are normally the first one up dancing and the last man standing”
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"When the world throws you a Jeffery, stroke the furry wall"
[Aldous Snow]


Love films~My favourite film is a toss-up between;
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
Watchmen
Betty Blue

A 3-way toss-up...hmm? Not sure how that works but :))

I adore all of Rob Zombie's films & any gore-fest B movies.

The Horror Channel after midnight is my dark haven.

Like Most comedies, loved Get Him to The Greek

& some other firm favourites are;
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Secretary, Akira, Harold and Maude, City of Lost Children, Murder-Set-Pieces, Withnail & I, Hellraiser, Quadrophenia, 16 Years of Alcohol, Dear John, Ghost in the Shell, The Basketball Diaries, Apocalypse Now, Candy, A Clockwork Orange, Pulp Fiction, Jubilee, The Big Lebowski, 9 Songs, Trainspotting, Pan's Labyrinth, The Devil's Rejects, If..., Old School Yank-Gangster Movies & New School Brit-Gangsta Films, Asian Extreme and love the old Hammer House of Horror films...

I don't do chick flix...EVER!!

I keep thinking of more to add, but who wants to read endless lists?

Haven't been to the Cinema since I saw the first Jurrasic Park

Music: Aphex Twin to Zero7
[Really! I have a very diverse taste.....especially love it loud 'n' live! Try and get to at least one gig a week]

TV: Spaced, Black Books, Jam, Brass Eye, Spaced, Wilfred, QI, Have I Got News For You, The Sky at Night, Mock the Week, Band of Brothers, CSI, The Discovery Channel, Current.TV, Nighty, Night. Anything with Stephen Fry, Louis Theroux or Dr Brian Cox....
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.Family and Friends [2.Caller ID to avoid certain Family and Friends at certain times]

3.Marmite

4/5/6. Air to breathe/eyes to see/ability to walk

Although......
"You don't need eyes to see, you need vision"
[Faithless]
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What would happen if l press the big red button marked DANGER!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"We do not quit playing because we grow old, we grow old because we quit playing."
[Oliver Wendell Holmes]
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well, there was this one time........

Really?

But I do have a penchant for facial hair...
[UPDATE:On men of course...I do not have personal facial hair issues!]

& I effin' hate shopping! Seriously!!
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 35–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Hmmmm....

Bear with me.......

Right, you're not some sort of f*ckw*t.

Please be some sort of confident [without the arrogance]

Some sort of funny [If you can make me wee a bit when I laugh...then can we at least be friends?]

Tall [Oooooooh..I like tall........]

"I am; full-figured, honest, gregarious, tactile, tall & noisy!"

Did I not mention that?

Oh, I did?

I am.......believe!

Are you there?