'She's beautiful,' he murmured.
'She's a metre across the hips, easily,' said Julia.
'That is her style of beauty,' said Winston.

Most of my personality awards are total nonsense.

I'm androgynous at heart but live my life as a woman. I like to think gender is something we will eventually evolve past... But I'm not basing this on evidence. I've been told I come off as "too nice" or "polite". I like to think I'm just pleasant and laid-back (even though I have an elitist side). I think I'm smart; I had a 130ish or 140ish IQ once. I hear you can't lose that, but I honestly think I was smarter at, say, seventeen. I was a better artist then, too. That's saying a lot considering what I was like at seventeen...

I like to go places. Morethanalush and I went to Tokyo at 17, I went to London at 19 and last summer I attempted a touristy Europe trip. I broke down crying in the middle of the Colosseum. I just got back from New York this summer and I'm planning a trip to Tokyo and Amsterdam for the winter of 2010-2011. Morethanalush and another gay boy of mine will be joining me. We will meet up with Achochacho in Amsterdam and have a grand time. :3

I kill mosquitoes. This means I'm a terrible Pseudo-Buddhist. I had fish once, and I don't think they had souls. I could be wrong, but the beauty of what I believe is that it changes with science. I don't believe in gods. I don't believe in a single god. If you do, that's fine. Hey, and if you're right, I'll burn in hell. But I live in Florida, so the fire and brimstone might not be as humid.

I tend to only be friends with the "gay" crowd and the "straight" people who hang out with them. I'm a fag-hag, really. I've learned that most people can't be trusted, but I tend to give people the benefit of the doubt, anyway.

Despite my pleasant exterior, I tend to obsess over things and expect the worst. I have to constantly plan out the best thing that could come from a situation and the worst, then act accordingly. Maybe I'm a tool. I think I am a tool. I'm a tool.

I'm Tina and I don't want mad cow disease.

Achochacho, MoreThanALush and KaseyTucson are mah buddies. They're cool people and you should message them.

I have my AA degree and I'm going for my BS in Early Childhood Education. I plan on being certified in Art Education as well. Right now, I work as a substitute teacher. I spend most of my time with my friends, on the computer, interning, working or doing classwork.

I'm known in small circles for my artistic ability. I've sold in fandoms over the internet since I was fifteen. I'm REALLY into drawing GaGoddess lately.

Other than that, I'm really good at thinking on my feet in stressful situations. I tend to take charge and lead in that sort of environment.

Eyes. It's always the eyes.

Books: Anything dystopian tops the list. I'm a manga fiend and I enjoy reading political and religious propaganda on the side. Other than that, I enjoy many classics and subjects such as art, astronomy, politics and religion.

Movies: Musicals, comedies, dramas and more. The popular stuff, really. I just hate myself for owning Twilight.

Music: I love Lady Gaga so to hell with your cool music.

Food: Curry, sushi, potato knish and anything with eggplant. Om nom nom nom.

My sketchbook, my car, my smokes, my cellphone, my laptop and my dog.

The meaning of life. Which, arguably, is 42. I also wonder if I have any meaning to my life sometimes. I think about the kind of difference I might make in the lives of my future students. Blah. So boring.

That really REALLY hot teacher that works at my interning school. I just can't get over the overwhelming pretty.

Sitting in a circle on a porch discussing life, the universe and everything with friends.

Lying on my bed typing away on the laptop.

...HOMEWORK.

My childhood consisted of Sailor Moon and Gundam Wing. My teen years revolved around Harry Potter and band slash. I like fandoms, fanfiction and fan art; I'm not afraid to admit it.

Bisexuality is the closest label I could find.

I was a "drag king"/cross dresser up until I decided on my career path. I hate it, but there is nothing else I could see myself doing job-wise and I'd have quite the time trying to find work with a bound chest and a man's suit. My life's work is more important than my outward appearance. This bothers me more than most people know.

I used to star in school plays and set new records in county for speech delivery. Take from that what you will.

I read Tarot and Runes. I'm learning to read palms and tea leaves.

My guardian animal is a fox.

MANDATORY TRAITS: If you can type like a sane creature; there are no excuses for typing like an idiot. Also, you must have a personality.

VALUED TRAITS: If you don't fit your gender (feminine men, masculine women).

FYI: I'm a canine fan through and through. I won't like your cat and, odds are, I'll try to scare it in an attempt to give it a heart attack. I really don't like cats, people.

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Don't bother messaging me if you're looking for some girl who has flowing locks of hair, is as skinny as a rail or spends her weekends partying her life away. You won't find her here.

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Please leave me alone if you are:
A borderline personality
Over thirty
A devout monotheist
In "open"/poly relationships/marriages

kthnxbai