I somehow end up in newspapers and on the news a lot. All for good things. A number of times it was, technically, for breaking and entering, but, that was because I was the house musician for a completely illegal speakeasy built inside of a water tower atop an abandoned building in Chelsea. It got a lot of amazing press and some very interesting and/or high profile guests. Those were some of my favorite times in my life.
I´m a lot of fun, or so I´m told...People tell me I seem like I drunkenly stumbled out of a cartoon time machine.
I was off the grid (on paper) for a long time. No ID, no birth certificate, and no passport. It was interesting going through what I called a beaurocratic existential dilemma. I existed. I just didn't know how to prove it. Chew on that one, modern philosophers.
Despite that I haven't traveled much, I've lead a more interesting life than most people I know. I can tell you 3 stories from one night that are all more interesting than the time your friend went backpacking in europe for 3 months.
I once accidentally saved multiple people's lives, no joke. Ask me about it after a few drinks, it's a great story.
I have "casual sex" listed, but I mean it more so as sex without expectations. I've had one night stands where I've bonded and learned a lot from the person. Even remained just friends to this day after. I always joke "There's so much more you can get from a person than just sex!"
And, when I say I'll cook you breakfast in the morning, I mean it. And it'll be awesome.
I'm a pretty good cook, but my specialty is actually making condiments. Interesting variations of hummus, and hot sauce. You've got to try my hot sauce. I call it "Wu Tang Sauce", because it ain't nuthin' to fuck with.
Enough about me, tell me about you for once...