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My self-summary
I´m a full time entertainer. I play music in the streets, in theater, in warehouses, in bars, in the circus sideshow, burlesque shows, night clubs, and in children´s schools.

I somehow end up in newspapers and on the news a lot. All for good things. A number of times it was, technically, for breaking and entering, but, that was because I was the house musician for a completely illegal speakeasy built inside of a water tower atop an abandoned building in Chelsea. It got a lot of amazing press and some very interesting and/or high profile guests. Those were some of my favorite times in my life.

I´m a lot of fun, or so I´m told...People tell me I seem like I drunkenly stumbled out of a cartoon time machine.

I was off the grid (on paper) for a long time. No ID, no birth certificate, and no passport. It was interesting going through what I called a beaurocratic existential dilemma. I existed. I just didn't know how to prove it. Chew on that one, modern philosophers.

Despite that I haven't traveled much, I've lead a more interesting life than most people I know. I can tell you 3 stories from one night that are all more interesting than the time your friend went backpacking in europe for 3 months.

I once accidentally saved multiple people's lives, no joke. Ask me about it after a few drinks, it's a great story.

I have "casual sex" listed, but I mean it more so as sex without expectations. I've had one night stands where I've bonded and learned a lot from the person. Even remained just friends to this day after.

And, when I say I'll cook you breakfast in the morning, I mean it. And it'll be awesome.

I'm a pretty good cook, but my specialty is actually making condiments. Interesting variations of hummus, and hot sauce. You've got to try my hot sauce. I call it "Wu Tang Sauce", because it ain't nuthin' to fuck with.

Enough about me, tell me about you for once...

Tell me something inappropriate...
What I’m doing with my life
Living it exactly the way I want. Making people happy and inspired, and getting paid for it.

I've played theremin for 10 years... That's a lot of fun.

Medium term plans include: learning trumpet, engineering a puppet, learning about solenoid robots, writing 2 musicals, learning spanish
I’m really good at
Playing accordion, cooking, getting lost, hustlin',
The first things people usually notice about me
Glasses, eyes, I wear lots of stripes generally.

"What's in that giant bag? Is that a typewriter on your back??"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Towing Jehova, Blameless in Abaddon, cat´s cradle, Death of a Salesman, Choke, the gashley crumb tinies,Invisible Monsters, Alexander and the terrible horrible, no good very bad day, Brazil, house of yes, fight club, eternal sunshine, evil dead trilogy, most horror, confessions of a dangerous mind, dexter, spaced, red dwarf, breaking bad, arrested development, dawn of the dead, wag the dog, house of fools, city of lost children, amelie, fringe, curb your enthusiasm, film scores, yann tiersen, equivel, danny elfman, tom waits, the tiger lillies, subhumans, t rex, modern lovers, trachtenburg family slideshow players, dimestore troubadours, spicy things, mexican mostly.
The six things I could never do without
accordion, computer, sense of accomplishment, glasses, inspiration, my network of amazing friends and colleagues
I spend a lot of time thinking about
accordion repair,
getting a new computer,
krav maga,
new ways to make people dance
nicola tesla
the universe,
stars (like in the sky, not celebrities, though they are interesting too)
machine elves
technology rebelling against me
mole people
the karass
confetti cannons
why there isn't an option for "has/likes RATS" on Okcupid?
On a typical Friday night I am
Pretty random.. I'm typically having fun though! I tend to find myself inspiring people into crazed, drunken dance parties!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i used to have a semi irrational fear of mushrooms, but I got over it. I still don´t know if I trust em´.
You should message me if
If you´re fun, you want to, and you have something interesting to talk about.

If you have pets of any sort that are awesome, and especially if you have pet rats. But any pets will do.

If you want to share some bourbon and find random adventures.

If you are cool with someone in an open relationship and understand what that means, or are in an open or poly relationship yourself.

If you're a performer and want to talk shop and/or collaborate.