I somehow end up in newspapers and on the news a lot. All for good things. A number of times it was, technically, for breaking and entering, but, that was because I was the house musician for a completely illegal speakeasy built inside of a water tower atop an abandoned building in Chelsea. It got a lot of amazing press and some very interesting and/or high profile guests. Those were some of my favorite times in my life.
I´m a lot of fun, or so I´m told...People tell me I seem like I drunkenly stumbled out of a cartoon time machine.
I was off the grid (on paper) for a long time. No ID, no birth certificate, and no passport. It was interesting going through what I called a beaurocratic existential dilemma. I existed. I just didn't know how to prove it. Chew on that one, modern philosophers.
Despite that I haven't traveled much, I've lead a more interesting life than most people I know. I can tell you 3 stories from one night that are all more interesting than the time your friend went backpacking in europe for 3 months.
I once accidentally saved multiple people's lives, no joke. Ask me about it after a few drinks, it's a great story.
I have "casual sex" listed, but I mean it more so as sex without expectations. I've had one night stands where I've bonded and learned a lot from the person. Even remained just friends to this day after.
And, when I say I'll cook you breakfast in the morning, I mean it. And it'll be awesome.
I'm a pretty good cook, but my specialty is actually making condiments. Interesting variations of hummus, and hot sauce. You've got to try my hot sauce. I call it "Wu Tang Sauce", because it ain't nuthin' to fuck with.
Enough about me, tell me about you for once...
Tell me something inappropriate...
I've played theremin for 10 years... That's a lot of fun.
Medium term plans include: learning trumpet, engineering a puppet, learning about solenoid robots, writing 2 musicals, learning spanish
"What's in that giant bag? Is that a typewriter on your back??"
getting a new computer,
new ways to make people dance
stars (like in the sky, not celebrities, though they are interesting too)
technology rebelling against me
why there isn't an option for "has/likes RATS" on Okcupid?
If you have pets of any sort that are awesome, and especially if you have pet rats. But any pets will do.
If you want to share some bourbon and find random adventures.
If you are cool with someone in an open relationship and understand what that means, or are in an open or poly relationship yourself.
If you're a performer and want to talk shop and/or collaborate.