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29 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I am an energy analyst at Pacific Northwest National Laboratory. I'm a recent-ish transplant to Seattle, and am looking to meet someone who'd be up to grab a beer, go hiking, or just explore the city with me!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to figure out how to be successful in a job with a very nontraditional management structure. Outside of the lab, I travel frequently. Among my idler pursuits, lately I have been working to rediscover the Spanish language through Mexican literature, attempting (with moderate success) to hone my culinary skills, and trying (though generally failing) to cultivate an interest in jazz.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making a kazoo sound with my teeth. Also, I really like dancing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My unusually dilated pupils.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorites are tough, so here are the most current responses. Books: Emperor of Maladies, Logicomix, and Born to Run. Music: Esperanza Spalding will always have my heart, but Santigold has ruled my iTunes for a couple of months now. Movies: I haven't been out to a movie in months; this situation should be rectified without delay. Food: I am an equal-opportunity diner. Put something delicious in front of me and I will consume it! Among the weirder things I've ever tasted are alligator sausage and fermented mare's milk.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ways to subtly teach my niece inappropriate words without arousing the suspicions of her mother.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably at Havana on Capitol Hill, dancing with good friends, trannies, and grandmas.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a fetish for brains. Teach me something new!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you have the stomach for a NON STOP THRILL RIDE EVERY MINUTE YOU SPEND WITH ME. Because I am totally super extreme.

Update: I have been informed that despite what I thought were relatively clear formatting choices in the preceding sentence, it is not in fact immediately obvious that I am being utterly facetious. Apparently there are a sufficient number of dudes on OKC who make such claims with legitimate conviction that it becomes difficult to differentiate between those that take themselves entirely too seriously, and those who are just plain silly. Count me among the latter group.