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34 Los Angeles, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 13
6' 2" (1.89m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Working on Space camp
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Somewhat), Sign Language (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am super fun and smart and stuff. Other great qualities of mine include being terribly funny, remarkably easy going, romantic when it's called for, and practical when it's needed. I'm easily socialized (I'll most likely get along with your friends), fun in the sack (I'll probably get along with you), and open to whatever the fuck (your Grandma may or may not like me). There are, of course, a number of factors that counteract many of these good / interesting qualities including a long list of highly negative personality traits that are deeply ingrained in my being, but let's put those aside. Bad advertising.

So instead I'll just share some random thoughts about myself.

-Thus far life has been a wild assemblage of many different adventures. It has rarely been boring.
-I have been known to happily keep it casual with friends and benefits and such, but also to fall in love and get serious. I find all experiences to be wildly informative.
-I don't always have a beard, but 50% of the time I have one 100% of the time.
-I love dogs. There have been a few.
-I believe there is great value in self reflection and the ability to apologize, but it's irritating.
-I grew up playing a variety of instruments, but never learned to read music because I memorized everything.
-I'm a big fan of all the senses.
-If you are someone who says "I don't date _______" categorically, then you aren't looking closely enough, and we probably won't get along. That being said; take a minute, rethink your position, and we'll go from there.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, one day in 2011 I moved from Brooklyn to L.A. diving into a variety of pursuits and ventures such as Music, Voices, Characters, Sound Effects, Stories, Finding the Funny, Food, Friendship, Therapy, Love, Sex, Tears, Smiles, Writing, Hiking, Sleeping, Blinking, Thinking, Drinking, Rising, Slowly Dying. I do a little bit of a lot of that, and went to a lot of school for some of it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Advantageous Endeavors
Laughing randomly
Being playful
Listening to the loved ones
Cooking Breakfast
Leaping before looking
Lying in wait, possibly in a cupboard
Elevating your Heart Rate
Letting go of the past (least I try)
Finding the good in people
Laughing, and making you laugh
Gingerly darting through city streets (pretending to be chased, your hand in tow.)
Leaving on a whim, ending up in the desert/mountains/ocean/Italy
Harboring Fugitives (my apt is spacious and cozy. A coveted combo)
Instant gratification
Justifying our behavior
Looking it up
Killing time
Looking Forward to...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Never asked. Seems needy. Perhaps it's me looking at you. I have green eyes, which most likely is not the first thing you notice about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Back to the future, Some Batmans, The Big Lebowski, Last of the Mohicans, In Bruges, Eternal Sunshine, Pulp Fiction, The three Amigos, Groundhog Day, Magnolia, Goodfellas, The Graduate, Rushmore, Before Sunrise/Sunset/Midnight, Bull Durham, Don Bluth movies, Hand drawn Disney movies before 1995, Pixar movies after 1995 ( except for cars, cause it's weird and creepy and makes no goddamn sense even through the mind of a child ), Movies where the dog doesn't die, Certain other movies where the dog does die, but I wish she didn't.

Louis C.K. is the best. Mike Birbiglia, Patton Oswalt , H. Jon Benjamin, Billy West, Radiolab, This American Life, Snap Judgement, Fresh Air, The Moth, W.T.F. With Marc Maron, Doug Loves Movies.

Louie, The Walking Dead, True Detective, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Shameless, Homeland, Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Tim and Eric, The Mighty Boosh, Peep show, Community, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Bob's Burgers, Parks and Rec, The Office, Arrested Development, Green Wing, South Park, Friends, The Kids in the Hall, Monty Python, Portlandia, Spaced, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Freaks and Geeks, The Larry Sanders Show.

James Newton Howard, Hans Zimmer, John Williams, Thomas Newman, James Horner, Beethoven, Philip Glass, Steve Reich, Verdi, Prokofiev

Way too much pop/rock to name. Start with 'The Pixies' and go from there. I'm a product of the 90's so alternative shifted into indie rock into whatever pop into blah blah blah... there used to be like 10 genres. Now there are like a billion (I'm not good with numbers)

Shakespeare, Edward Albee, Harold Pinter, Martin Mcdonough, Kenneth Lonergan, Kurt Vonnegut, Both of the R.R's (if we're meant to be you'll know of whom I speak) Justin Cronin, Tom Robbins, Harry Potter, The Lovely Bones, Franny and Zooey, Roald Dahl, Bloom County, Calvin and Hobbes, Tintin, Asterix.

Sushi, Pepperoni Pizza, Hard Shell Tacos, Arugula, Hanger Steak, Corn on the Cobb, Carbonara, Blueberry Smoothies, Pineapple, Grilled Veggies, Pie, Vanilla Ice Cream (If you say it's boring you probably are as well)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This question doesn't really work, so I'll list some feelings I'd hate to live without.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Human Condish... Adventure, Running Wild, Winding paths through semi wooded hills, Melody, Wordplay, Girls, Family, The Past, The Future, My Friends, Metaphors, Car accidents, Obligations, Landscape, Aesthetics, Design, Myself, Other people, The things I am proud of vs the things I haven't yet done, a certain kind of optimism once possessed but since misplaced, and... boobs and butts
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Forgetting to remember
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm stalking you. I have put everything in place in order for you to "randomly" stumble upon my profile.
You should message me if
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After or after not just saying "Hey", you write more words. I like words.