BennoshWhomper
34 Los Angeles, CA
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My self-summary
I'm crazy fun and smart and stuff. Other great qualities of mine include being terribly funny, remarkably easy going, romantic when it's called for, and practical when it's needed. I'm easily socialized (I'll most likely get along with your friends), fun in the sack (I'll probably get along with you), and open to whatever the fuck. There are some bad traits that are deeply ingrained in my being, but let's put those aside. Bad advertising.

So instead I'll just share some random thoughts about myself.

-Thus far life has been a wild assemblage of many different adventures. It has rarely been boring.
-I have been known to happily keep it casual with friends and benefits and such, but also to fall in love and get serious. I find all experiences to be wildly informative.
-I don't always have a beard, but 50% of the time I have one 100% of the time.
-I love dogs. There have been a few.
-I believe there is great value in self reflection and the ability to apologize, but it's irritating.
-I grew up playing a variety of instruments, but never learned to read music because I memorized everything.
-I'm a big fan of all the senses.
-If you are someone who says "I don't date _______" categorically, then you aren't looking closely enough, and we probably won't get along. That being said; take a minute, rethink your position, and we'll go from there.
What I’m doing with my life
Love, Sex, Tears, Smiles, Writing, Hiking, Sleeping, Blinking, Thinking, Drinking, Rising, Slowly Dying.
I’m really good at
Advantageous Endeavors
Cooking Breakfast
Lying in wait, possibly in a cupboard
Darting through city streets
Leaving on a whim, ending up in the desert/mountains/ocean/Italy
Harboring Fugitives
Justifying our behavior
Killing time
The first things people usually notice about me
Tall, beard, enthousiasm
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Back to the future, Some Batmans, The Big Lebowski, Last of the Mohicans, In Bruges, Eternal Sunshine, Pulp Fiction, The three Amigos, Groundhog Day, Magnolia, Goodfellas, The Graduate, Rushmore, Before Sunrise/Sunset/Midnight, Bull Durham, Don Bluth movies, Hand drawn Disney movies before 1995, Pixar movies after 1995 ( except for cars, cause it's weird and creepy and makes no goddamn sense even through the mind of a child ), Movies where the dog doesn't die, Certain other movies where the dog does die, but I wish she didn't.

Louis C.K. is the best. Mike Birbiglia, Patton Oswalt , H. Jon Benjamin, Billy West, Radiolab, This American Life, Snap Judgement, Fresh Air, The Moth, W.T.F. With Marc Maron, Doug Loves Movies.

Louie, The Walking Dead, True Detective, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Shameless, Homeland, Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Tim and Eric, The Mighty Boosh, Peep show, Community, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Bob's Burgers, Parks and Rec, The Office, Arrested Development, Green Wing, South Park, Friends, The Kids in the Hall, Monty Python, Portlandia, Spaced, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Freaks and Geeks, The Larry Sanders Show.

James Newton Howard, Hans Zimmer, John Williams, Thomas Newman, James Horner, Beethoven, Philip Glass, Steve Reich, Verdi, Prokofiev

Way too much pop/rock to name. Start with 'The Pixies' and go from there. I'm a product of the 90's so alternative shifted into indie rock into whatever pop into blah blah blah... there used to be like 10 genres. Now there are like a billion (I'm not good with numbers)

Shakespeare, Edward Albee, Harold Pinter, Martin Mcdonough, Kenneth Lonergan, Kurt Vonnegut, Both of the R.R's (if we're meant to be you'll know of whom I speak) Justin Cronin, Tom Robbins, Harry Potter, The Lovely Bones, Franny and Zooey, Roald Dahl, Bloom County, Calvin and Hobbes, Tintin, Asterix.

Sushi, Pepperoni Pizza, Hard Shell Tacos, Arugula, Hanger Steak, Corn on the Cobb, Carbonara, Blueberry Smoothies, Pineapple, Grilled Veggies, Pie, Vanilla Ice Cream (If you say it's boring you probably are as well)
The six things I could never do without
Love and food and sex and stuff...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The human condish
On a typical Friday night I am
Thinking about you
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've got a scar. if you see it you know some private things about me.
You should message me if
After or after not just saying "Hey", you write more words. I like words.
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