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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20-26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 19
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Chinese (Somewhat), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well hullo! I'm Ben, and I love onesies, music, and embarrassing Snapchats.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Recent transplant to scenic, frozen Newport from scenic, rainy Seattle! So right now I'm just trying to get my bearings... Where are the good concerts? What are the good local brews? Did Seattle leave me spoiled or stuck up in those fields (the answer is probably yes to both, unfortunately).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being extremely sarcastic in extremely inappropriate situations.

Making absurd faces.

Duels to the death! (not unlike Andrew Jackson.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The impeccable flow.

The facial expressions (I've been compared to Mr. Bean on more than one occasion)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- Catch 22, Game of Thrones, World War Z, Neuromancer, Dr. Seuss.

Movies- The Road to El Dorado, Donnie Darko, Bill & Ted, (500) Days of Summer, Mean Girls

Music- Pretty Lights, Silversun Pickups, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Stars, Real Estate, Radical Face, Band of Horses, The Knife, The Black Keys, Blind Pilot, Jonsi, Jedi Mind Tricks, CocoRosie, Courtney Barnett... But let's be real. Lorde is my girl. Also, if I hear Meghan Trainor mention her "bass" one more time....

Shows- Scrubs, 30 Rock, Misfits, Mad Men, Dexter, House of Cards

Food- Spicy. Or slathered in guacamole.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Music
2) Nutella
3) Naps
4) Hops
5) Avocado
6) Sriracha.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's the best superpower ever?
Why don't cats love me like I love them?
Why isn't all the sleep I accrue over the weekends bankable for the rest of the week?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to a concert or playing video games with my little sister. That's what cool kids do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I danced ballet in high school. Shhhh!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You know the best superpower.
-You have a similarly rad taste in music and want to swap!
-You do cool things. I've been doing my damndest to try and be cool on my own, but I'm just too inherently lame!