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24 M Valparaiso, IN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 18
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
When drinking
Other, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English, French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just looking for friends and people to talk to.
If you'd like to be nerds together, please contact me.

Disclaimer: I am often bitter, sarcastic, narcissistic, egotistical, a bit too introverted, out of touch with a lot of my emotions, and in general kind of an asshole. I'm bipolar, I like to win, I will talk about myself at length if you let me, and that's about as modest as I'm getting right now. Don't read in to this, it's just getting some simple, plain truths out there. You might like me despite these characteristics, a couple of great people do. I've been told I have a few redeeming qualities too, so there's that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work a lot. In a kitchen. I'm usually covered in flour.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Petting cats.
Looking at people over my glasses.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I always wear the same argyle hoodie.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
House of Leaves, the Perks, Looking for Alaska, Rant, Only Revolutions, Lullaby, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, A Song of Ice and Fire.

Fight Club, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Chasing Amy, Stay, Pan's Labyrinth, 200 Cigarettes,Coraline, Kung Fu Hustle, The Life Aquatic, The Lion King, Lord Of The Rings, Natural Born Killers, Party Monster, Saved!, Thank You for Smoking, The Truman Show, Vanilla Sky, Wristcutters: A Love Story

The Addams Family, Game of Thrones, House, Jericho, Jonathan Creek, Sherlock, QI, Scooby Doo Mystery Inc., most british tele in general.

The Chariot, The Smiths, Circus Contraption, Massive Attack, AFI, Radiohead, Alkaline Trio, BB Brunes, Cat Power, Circle Takes The Square, Dan le Sac VS Scroobius Pip, The Dresden Dolls, Elvis Costello, Gorillaz, Koffin Kats, Misfits, Modest Mouse, The Pixies, Parov Stellar, Tom Waits,
Lots and Lots and Lots of other artists.

I fucking hate ketchup.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I just spend a lot of time thinking in general. The majority of my day is spent with my mouth shut, I'm sure my coworkers prefer it that way.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I just moved to Hobart and know literally no one here, nor do I know any places to go, so if you want to take me around and show me a bit of town, that would be grand.