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24 M Valparaiso, IN

My Details

Last Online
Apr 9
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
When drinking
Other, and laughing about it
Aries, and it matters a lot
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English, French (Okay)

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My self-summary
If you speak French and have experience time traveling, please contact me. I have a plan.

I love making art and listening to music.
If you'd like to enjoy either of these together, please contact me.

I'm really just one big nerd.
If you'd like to be nerds together, please contact me.
What I’m doing with my life
I work a lot.
I run a lot.
I do a little of this, a little of that.
I do a lot of different things.
Probably because I have a hard time deciding what I want to do the most.
I have a myriad of health issues.
You know, normal twentysomething stuff.
I’m really good at
Petting cats
Looking at people over my glasses
Being both brutally honest and brutally sarcastic.
Seriously, my brain to mouth filter is permadisabled and I'll offend you and have no idea that what I said was offensive.
The first things people usually notice about me
The beard/mustache/septum area
I just want to tell people sometimes "My eyes are up here."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
House of Leaves, the Perks, Fight Club, Looking for Alaska, Rant, Only Revolutions, Lullaby, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, A Song of Ice and Fire.

Fight Club, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Garden State, Chasing Amy, Stay, Pan's Labyrinth, 200 Cigarettes, (500) Days of Summer, Can't Hardly Wait, Clerks, Clue, Coraline, Dogma, Donnie Darko, Empire Records, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Harold and Maude, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Hero, High Fidelity, Hook, The Illusionist, Inglourious Basterds, Into the Wild, Isolation, The Jacket, Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back, Johnny Dangerously, Jurassic Park, Kabul Express, Kill Bill, Kung Fu Hustle, Labyrinth, The Life Aquatic, The Lion King, Little Miss Sunshine, Lord Of The Rings, Mallrats, Master And Commander, Mean Girls, Michael Clayton, Mr. Brooks, Most, Muppet Treasure Island, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, Natural Born Killers, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Once, Once Upon A Time in Mexico, Party Monster, Pi, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pulp Fiction, Pump Up the Volume, Requiem for a Dream, Reservoir Dogs, Rushmore, Saved!, Sin City, Squid and the Whale, Star Wars, Stranger than Fiction, Thank You for Smoking, True Romance, The Truman Show, Vanilla Sky, Wristcutters: A Love Story, Young Frankenstein

The Addams Family, Game of Thrones, House, Jericho, Jonathan Creek, Sherlock, QI, Doctor Who, Scooby Doo Mystery Inc., and british tele in general.

The Chariot, The Smiths, Circus Contraption, Massive Attack, AFI, Radiohead, Alkaline Trio, BB Brunes, Bikini Kill, Birdeatsbaby, Blaqk Audio, Cat Power, Circle Takes The Square, The Cranberries, Dan le Sac VS Scroobius Pip, David Bowie, Depeche Mode, The Dresden Dolls, Elton John, Elvis Costello, Gorillaz, Johnny Cash, Kate Nash, Koffin Kats, Misfits, Modest Mouse, The Pixies, Parov Stellar, Vermillion Lies, Tom Waits,
Lots and Lots and Lots of other artists.

I fucking hate ketchup.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. My mind is always racing. Always.
On a typical Friday night I am
Mondays are the start of my weekend, so Fridays are a stay in and work on art kind of night.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
I just moved to Hobart and know literally no one here, nor do I know any places to go, so if you want to take me around and show me a bit of town, that would be grand.