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Eleph1no

37 M Saint Paul, MN

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:40am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Ladies! Lord knows you're not going to send a first message, so you should probably only bother reading further if I've already sent you some poorly-written and crudely suggestive correspondence.

While I'm not interested on one-night stands or sex with total strangers, I'm totally just here in some desperate attempt to get laid. Most of my substantial relationships have started as friendships, so I'm just fine starting there and seeing how it goes.

I don't know how to properly label whatever brand of non-monogamous I am, but I'd eventually like the whole pair-bond thing and we can figure out what works. I was in an LTR until last August and am not looking for a serious, long-term anything right now. I guess the best way to describe what I'm interested in is casual, short-term dating. Long term is not entirely out of the question should I meet the right person, but it's not an immediate goal.
What I’m doing with my life
I just moved back to Minneapolis with whatever shreds of soul I have left after working in North Dakota for a couple of years. I'm a couple months into a new job, it's progressing adequately.
I’m really good at
Cuddling. I'm basically a pervy teddy bear.
The first things people usually notice about me
I think most people pick up on the fact that I'm white pretty fast.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Fox in Socks is my all-time favorite. I've read Ishmael, The Story of B, My Ishmael, and Beyond Civilization by Daniel Quinn - wonderful books full of good ideas. I like everything I've read by Steinbeck, Camus, and Hesse. Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins and Slaughterhouse Five by Vonnegut are a couple other faves. Right now I'm reading Shogun by James Clavell.

Movies: I like a lot of older movies - all of Hitchcock's and Terry Gilliam's and anything with Humphrey Bogart or James Stewart. Seven Samurai, Yojimbo, and Ran are fantastic and I need to watch more Akira Kurosawa. I like movie musicals, and occasionally a movie version of a Broadway show - The Music Man being a fine example. For newer movies I lean toward comedy, sci-fi, action, or superhero stuff, but occasionally there's a dramatic gem like Donnie Darko, Delicatessen, The Fog of War, Glengarry Glen Ross, City of God, American Beauty, Children of Men, Fight Club, etc. I dig Bladerunner, Mad Max and Tron. My favorite Vietnam war movies are Apocalypse Now and Full Metal Jacket. My favorite cinematic experience was watching Buster Keaton's "Safety Last" with live Piano accompaniment at the Oak St. Cinema.

Shows: Primarily on Netflix et al., Dexter, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, etc... Older stuff I'm fond of includes Three's Company, All in the Family, early Simpson's, early SNL, etc...

Music: I grew up in the 80's with Pete Seeger, Malvina Reynolds, and trips to the Winnipeg Folk Festival. Nowadays I'm primarily a rock guy, but jazz, folk, classical, country, bluegrass, blues, funk, ska and other genres/sub-genres have a place in my heart. I really like Dylan, Dead Kennedys, Paul Simon, Tom Waits, etc. I play more than I listen, and I don't play nearly as much as I'd like to...

Food: As long as there's flavor in it, I like it. All or it. Except for the octopus sushi, I didn't like that - not to say I wouldn't try it again. I generally have a bit of a sweet-tooth, but I can't stand sugar in my coffee or tea.
The six things I could never do without
games (primarily board and video)
bicycles
guitar
beer
porn (I'm pretty visual)
Haagen Dazs Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough (oral too)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How we've all been so placated as to allow the insane wealth concentration that is decimating the middle class.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either working, or doing whatever the hell I want.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't care about sports, not even a little. I've tried, but I just can't make myself give a fuck.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Chances are I'm just some creep so you prolly shouldn't.