Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
disclaimer: you may durring the time you read this you may start to
drool or otherwise accidently wet yourself. Dont worry this is
normal, since reading anything i type tends to lower IQ, and brain
Just kidding :)
Im pretty much a easy person to get at first. Since after all i
dont hide anything from people i meet. What you see is what u get
to put it plainly. Im a funny guy. I love to make people laugh and
have a good time. Oh i will keep you on your toes. I put shit out
of all different holes and crevasse's.
I LIKE TURTLES.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just graduated the corrections academy and have only complete the
state exam until im a certified detention deputy! Booyah.
Update: I have recently become addicted to bouldering (rock
climbing without a rope or harness). However the only bouldering
gym sucks here. Bleh
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Would it be wrong or egotistic for me to say everything? Because i
wont lie i am awesome at everything i do. Ha. just kidding. But im
really good with computers or even electronics in general. Im also
awesome at bowling, playing with a rubber ducky. And just around
awesome at being awesome.
Wow i count 4 awesomes in one paragraph. Amazing huh?
Things that make me awesome (yup here comes more of those
1: i can make my own sushi, and it tastes alot better then any
sushi you have had down here.
2: im freaking georgeous. Just kidding.
3. i love to cook.
4. i like cake. (insert fat joke here please.)
*update* i make my own kimchi and miso soup. Both are baws. Just
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am borderline retarded. Because i act and say things that most
people wont. Wiether it be humor that is dirty, mature or even
immature. And i even make fun of myself, i mean why dish out jokes
if you cant take them yourself ;). I just feel life is too short
not having fun. Why be mature your whole life when you miss out on
so much fun?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - Dune series. Awesome books for any scifi finatic. There are
some more that i read back in middle/high school that i read and
enjoyed but dont remember the names.
Movies - Any movie that keeps me intrested and or captivated.
Shows - Bones, Fringe, 30 Rock, The hills (back when it started),
Chuck (amazingly funny show), Sparticus, True Blood, Community,
Castle (My god. Ive never been so into a show), V, Shit my dad
Music - almost everything but classical and hardcore rap/screamo.
One thing you might want to know. is the fact that I rock out and
even sing to the most girly songs. Be it avril lavigne, brittney
spears, mandy moore, Five finger death punch, Eyes set to kill,
Hollywood undead, linkin park, and much much more. If i enjoy the
music then whynot sing it :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hm... phone, family, internet, my new car, my awesomeness, turtles.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
i think about how perfect i am and how i am going to make the
perfect wife some day. Whoops i meant husband. Since im a guy. My
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually at home. unless i feel froggy to head out to seville or the
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I drive I throw the windows down and blare some..... taylor
swift. Oh yea and sing it word for word. :)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you have a sense of humor. Since after all im like one big
walking joke that makes u want to never stop laughing.
If u dont have that then Peace. Not worth the effort.
Also if you agree that bragging over the internet is retarded like
this douche above :(
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