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25 / M / Straight / Single

Takoma Park, Maryland

His Details

Last Online
Online now!
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m).
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Cancer but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Hi, I'm Ben, I breathe air. I'm a night owl, sunlight before noon is the devil. I'm 25 but in my head I'm definitely still 20. I am a fairly shy person, until I get to know somebody, then I generally act like a clown. I actively try to not take almost anything seriously, because being 100% serious all the time is depressing. That said, I can be serious when I need to be.
People say I'm charming, but I think thats just because I smile and I'm not an a-hole.

I'm kind of a nerd and I don't follow sports at all.

When it comes to humor, if I'm comfortable in a situation I make blunt, often vile or disgusting gallows-humor type jokes that some people might find offensive or uncomfortable. I also use "bad" or "swear" words ALOT.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, studying, playing and constructing a better reality. With LEGOS AND ZEST!
I’m really good at
Playing melodic sleepy-time guitar and driving safely.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm super duper white. Like crazy white.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books/Authors: Vonnegut, Hunter S. Thompson, Frank Herbert, Ursula K Le Guin. I really like Sci Fi books. Also The Phantom Tollbooth

The Halo Benders, Built to Spill, Fleet Foxes, The Unicorns, Patrick Watson. I appreciate most genres of music and love finding new stuff (thanks Spotify!)

I love apples. A lot. And pupusas.
The six things I could never do without
Music
A guitar
Friends
Apples (fuji or honey crisp specifically)
Opposable thumbs
Internet/computer/Auto-correct fail
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much better the world would be if everybody just took a few deep breaths.
Does EVERYBODY on OKCupid love to travel and/or see themselves as a chill person?
What does the "desperately" option under the "drinks" portion of the details tab mean?
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. My weekend usually starts Monday or Tuesday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
To save time in the "morning", I often try to brush my teeth and pee at the same time. It USUALLY works out okay.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think you would like a shy, awkward, tall, skinny , goofy, sometimes funny, usually sweet, aspiring computer programmer who used to play Dungeons and Dragons.