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27 M Burtonsville, MD

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:17pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Not at all
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on two-year college
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Okay), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hi, I'm Ben, I breathe air. I'm a night owl, sunlight before noon is the devil. I am very shy, introverted and I hate loud/crowded places. Ten people is the maximum number of people I can deal with comfortably, fifteen or more and I'm liable to Irish goodbye.

I actively try to not take almost anything seriously, because being 100% serious all the time is depressing, and boring. That said, I can be serious when I need to be.
People say I'm charming, but I think that's just because I smile and I'm not an a-hole.

I'm kind of a nerd and I don't follow sports at all. I also almost never drink, and I never do drugs.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, studying, playing and constructing a better reality. Learning how to make video games!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing melodic sleepy-time guitar and driving safely. I also make really good chocolate chip cookies. And oatmeal raisin chocolate chip cookies. And chicken soup.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm super duper white. Like crazy white.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books/Authors: Vonnegut, Hunter S. Thompson, Frank Herbert, Ursula K Le Guin. I really like Sci Fi books. Also The Phantom Tollbooth

Music: Do Make Say Think, Broken Social Scene, The Octopus Project, The Halo Benders, Built to Spill, Treepeople, Fleet Foxes, The Unicorns, Patrick Watson, alt-J.

I love apples. A lot.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Apples (fuji or gala specifically)
Opposable thumbs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much better the world would be if everybody just took a few deep breaths.
Does EVERYBODY on OKCupid love to travel and/or see themselves as a chill person?
What does the "desperately" option under the "drinks" portion of the details tab mean?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Game night at my house! We play NERDY board games, like Eclipse, Seven Wonders, sometimes Cards Against Humanity.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I multitask in the morning by peeing and brushing my teeth at the same time. It USUALLY works out okay.
You should message me if
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You think you would like a shy, awkward, tall, skinny , goofy, sometimes funny, usually sweet, aspiring computer programmer.