I now come on here to send as many messages to people as quickly as I can, I feel it's a more honest representation of myself.
You are most likely looking at my profile and judging me based on a mustache I don't have. I don't own a camera and I am ashamed of you for your judgment.
If you don't want to be my friend, reply with a quick message, here I'll make it easy,
"Dear Ben, I don't want to be your friend" <---- copy and paste.
Otherwise I will put you down on the list of people that I will exile when I take over the west coast.