Well, it's quite simple.
We go to Tim Hortons where we have a beer or two and eat beaver tails in the company of Royal Mounted Lumberjacks who are having a drink after their hockey game. It's a bit dangerous because when they get drunk, they keep saying 'sorry' to you and won't let you go.
Then I offer her a ride back to her igloo on my moose. When we get to the igloo, I gently break off the icicles that formed during the ride on the seal fur she's wearing, and lean in for a kiss. Because I haven't showered in 2 weeks as I can't go gather firewood due to Mike, our neighbour the bear, being upset at me for not throwing out my leftover maple syrup, my odor is simply irresistible.
She kisses me back, and immediately our lips freeze together.
All right... guess I should say something about myself.
Well, I was born at a very young age...
Somewhat geeky, with a dry, sarcastic sense of humor... I'm a curious person, and others have called me smart. Up to you if you should trust them :)
I always wanted a partner, someone from whom I can learn new things, someone with whom I could learn about stuff together.
I've lived in 7 cities in 4 different countries so far. Now I'm back in Montreal again, and probably for a while - working on some interesting things together with some very smart people.
Probably an agnostic - despite it saying "Judaism" in that column on the right - I'd rather have put it under "tradition", as I harbor certain distrust towards organized religion, but they don't have that field.
Finally... when I was little, I wanted to be a zoologist. Had 3 dogs so far, and although petless right now, it’s probably not for very long.