It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life, and I'm feeling good.
I believe in the words of the wise ones: "Be excellent to each other" and "party on, dudes!"
Many people think I'm a wise one myself, either because only wise people smoke pipes or because I make deep revelations like "Only wise people smoke pipes."
My bike's cooler than yours. Sorry, I don't make the rules, that's just how it is (verified by random strangers). Even though I'm sitting down, I stand out.
Sometimes I make puns. Other times I make art. Other other times I make out. So far, I always make it out alive.
Some say I'm convinced the government is out to get me pizza, others say I swear fealty to Miss America, and still others say I sound more profound on Wednesdays.

I'm an important person at a non-profit that focuses on educating people about bicycle riding and safety. It's a mix of working with my hands and doing office-type things. I love it.
I also do bar trivia somewhat successfully.
I'm still considering the idea of becoming a superhero.
In the meantime I like to make stuff.

Connect four.
Also: having a blast.
Also also: creativity in general.
Furthermore, finding fantastic furnishings for free.
Additionally, alliteration.
I'm skilled with fabrication, the written word, and a computer, and I have a degree to prove it.
I'm also thoroughly capable at DIY and other handy things, including cooking and home defense (while this has yet to be tested, I watched the instructional video hosted by Kevin McAllister and I have a pretty good grasp of it).
I make a pretty great and accurate first impression.

Maybe it's the bike, or the helmet, or the pipe.
Maybe it's the vest, or the shoes, or the hat.
Maybe it's the imposing presence and the cape.
It really depends on the weather and which side of the law you're on.

If it doesn't involve action and/or adventure, I might still read it, but it won't be quite as exciting.

Most of my philosophy is rooted in movies. Example: For men of action, lies are unbecoming.

Top Gear (UK) is really all that matters.

I like art, and if I was artiosexual like people claim to be sapiosexual, I'd have a crush on Dennis Oppenheim. But I am a real person and have no attraction to Mr. Oppenheim.

A college friend once rode in my car for several hours and then, at the end of the cross-country trip, said "Man, I hate girl bands."

I saw that someone else put their heroes here, which is awesome, and I'm going to do the same. Most should be obvious by now: Harry S Truman, Bill S. Preston, esquire, Ted "Theodore" Logan, that guy from the Knights of Cydonia music video, Westley, Molly "Not my daughter you bitch!" Weasley, and Kurt Russel's mustache in Tombstone.

If I were to pick a favorite food, it would either be pizza or breakfast. Wait, when pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime!

Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, and GOOSE!!!!!

Saving the world.
Bicycles/pedal power.
Imaginary worlds, like the one in which the best way to preserve every person's rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit happiness is through capitalism and theocracy.

The same thing I do every night: try to take over the pizza parlor down the road. note: They take their parmesan cheee seriously...

I can't feel my brain

You're part of a complete breakfast.