I believe in the words of the wise ones: "Be excellent to each other" and "party on, dudes!"
Many people think I'm a wise one myself, either because only wise people smoke pipes or because I make deep revelations like "Only wise people smoke pipes."
My bike's cooler than yours. Sorry, I don't make the rules, that's just how it is (verified by random strangers). Even though I'm sitting down, I stand out.
Sometimes I make puns. Other times I make art. Other other times I make out. So far, I always make it out alive.
Some say I'm convinced the government is out to get me pizza, others say I swear fealty to Miss America, and still others say I sound more profound on Wednesdays.