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Beowulfsbastard

30 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Apr 5
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Other
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So...most of you who have matched me may just want to clean out your mailbox, that isn't innuendo.

I'm a smart sarcastic bastard, at least that is what people tell me. Lots of potential they tell me, again and again. Not quite sure what sorta high hopes they have for me, but I'm probably letting them down.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm enjoying it. Doing this and that, here and there. Nothing too serious going on just yet. Thinking things out after the fact. Apparently not documenting my outings with photos, oh well. Perhaps I'll find someone that wants to take picture of me on here.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Problem solving, finding work-arounds with what is on hand. Reading and comprehending. Listening without giving obvious advice, that the other person already know, and know it won't work cause people are complicated machines. Once I get comfortable with a person, I'm really good at amusing the both of us. I'm probably the best at undercutting an inflated sense of self.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'll let you know as soon as someone tells me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
King Killer Chronicles, by Patrick Rothfuss.
East of Eden, loved the whole Cain and Able theme. Especially with the names starting with C and A, for the brothers. I read a lot of crap to find some gems. I can't leave a book started unread.
I know they aren't the best movies, but I really found the Riddick series to be entertaining.
However, The Professional has to be my favorite movie. Had a crush on Natalie Portman when I saw that movie. Yes she was 13, or so, but then again so was I, I didn't just watch it the other day. Also I don't have a crush on 13 year old Natalie Portman, I've outgrown that.
Walking Dead is pretty good, the graphic novel was enjoyable as well.
Food...Eat anything put in front of me, that is edible.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The obvious for survival, and books for sanity.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What ifs, possibilities. Not what ifs like "what if I had gone out tonight," or "what if I had approached this or that person." No, mine are more in the realm of what it would be like if I had a working tail, or my feet and hands had suction cups, or could there be a market in preserving tattoo'd skin, say leathering it, selling it as art pieces. I don't mean harvesting it off live people. I should get rid of that last one...I'm not skinning anyone, I swear.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my roommates on the porch. If you've got something better for me to do, let me know. You wanna join in, join in. Been getting some bowling practice in now and a bit of pool, ain't impressing anyone with it at this point, enjoying it nonetheless.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Dolls freak me out a bit.
You should message me if
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