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Beowulfsbastard

30 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I wish they could just interview a bunch of people that know me and put that up here. Good or bad, it would at least give you the outer perspective. I can tell you all that I think I am, but what does that matter if my actions from the outside tell a completely different story.
So, I'll give it a try anyways. I'm an easy going guy, I don't judge, even if I say things that seem judgemental. I'm trying for the humorous aspect, but depending on the medium, text phone and such, you might not catch it and get upset. Apologies ahead of time for that. I'm not a serious individual, most things don't really call for it, but when it comes down to it I can be depended on to handle, help handle, or just be there for support when it is something a person needs to handle on their own. I'm generally interested in all things, from the mundane to the interesting to the horrifying. I like listening, and I have a pretty good grasp on when someone is in need of unloading, someone to just listen to, and when they are actually looking for some feed back on what they are saying. I'm up for all sorts of active and inactive events, really want to find someone to help me get back into rock climbing, hiking, etc etc. Mostly I'm on my porch reading books these days. The one thing I definitely won't do is go jogging with a person, it bores me out of my mind. I'll play soccer or do other running sort of things, but running for running, I hate it. I am gonna have to go back and split this up so it is easier to read.
I'm currently getting my dating advice from two of my lesbian roommates...so I'm not quite sure if that is the best idea, but fuck it they think I'd be a catch. Is that an improvement over your own family calling you handsome? I legitimately want to know.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm enjoying it. Doing this and that, here and there. Nothing too serious going on just yet. Figuring things out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Problem solving, finding work around with what is on hand. Reading and comprehending. Listening without giving obvious advice, that the other person already knows, and knows it won't work cause people are complicated machines. Once I get comfortable with a person, I'm really good at amusing the both of us. I'm probably the best at undercutting an inflated sense of self.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I am reading, most people come upon me when I'm enjoying a book.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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King Killer Chronicles, by Patrick Rothfuss.
East of Eden, loved the whole Cain and Able theme. Especially with the names starting with C and A, for the brothers. I read a lot of crap to find some gems. I can't leave a book started unread.
I know they aren't the best movies, but I really found the Riddick series to be entertaining.
However, The Professional has to be my favorite movie. Had a crush on Natalie Portman ever since that movie. Yes she was 13, or so, but then again so was I, I didn't just watch it the other day.
Walking Dead is pretty good, the graphic novel was enjoyable as well.
Food...love it. Love everything about it. The old adage of the way to a man's heart is through his stomach? completely true for me. You don't have to be able to cook, but if you'll lend a hand with me cooking...it is still an in.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The obvious for survival, and books for sanity.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What ifs, possibilities. Not what ifs like "what if I had gone out tonight," or "what if I had approached this or that person." No, mine are more in the realm of what it would be like if I had a working tail, or my feet and hands had suction cups, or could there be a market in preserving tattoo'd skin, say leathering it, selling it as art pieces. I don't mean harvesting it off live people.
My favorite is simply, "what if I had taken a left instead?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my roommates on the porch. If you've got something better for me to do, let me know. You wanna join in, join in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Dolls freak me out a bit.
You should message me if
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If the mood to strike up a conversation comes upon you.