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Beowulfsbastard

30 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So...most of you who have matched me may just want to clean out your mailbox, that isn't innuendo, yet.

I'm a smart sarcastic bastard, at least that is what people tell me.
I think I need an adult to fill this out for me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm enjoying it. Doing this and that, here and there. Nothing too serious going on just yet. Thinking things out after the fact. Apparently not documenting my outings with photos, oh well.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Problem solving, finding work-arounds with what is on hand. Reading and comprehending. Listening without giving obvious advice, that the other person already know, and know it won't work cause people are complicated machines. Once I get comfortable with a person, I'm really good at amusing the both of us. I'm probably the best at undercutting an inflated sense of self.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am reading, most people come upon me when I'm enjoying a book.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
King Killer Chronicles, by Patrick Rothfuss.
East of Eden, loved the whole Cain and Able theme. Especially with the names starting with C and A, for the brothers. I read a lot of crap to find some gems. I can't leave a book started unread.
I know they aren't the best movies, but I really found the Riddick series to be entertaining.
However, The Professional has to be my favorite movie. Had a crush on Natalie Portman ever since that movie. Yes she was 13, or so, but then again so was I, I didn't just watch it the other day.
Walking Dead is pretty good, the graphic novel was enjoyable as well.
Food...love it. Love everything about it. The old adage of the way to a man's heart is through his stomach? completely true for me. You don't have to be able to cook, but if you'll lend a hand with me cooking...it is still an in.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The obvious for survival, and books for sanity.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What ifs, possibilities. Not what ifs like "what if I had gone out tonight," or "what if I had approached this or that person." No, mine are more in the realm of what it would be like if I had a working tail, or my feet and hands had suction cups, or could there be a market in preserving tattoo'd skin, say leathering it, selling it as art pieces. I don't mean harvesting it off live people.
My favorite is simply, "what if I had taken a left instead?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my roommates on the porch. If you've got something better for me to do, let me know. You wanna join in, join in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Dolls freak me out a bit.
You should message me if
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If you know how to start a back and forth on here, because apparently I'm complete shit at it.