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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 4
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Portuguese (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Originally from Connecticut. Moved to L.A. in January for work. Rescued a puppy. Discovered Netflix. Loving both ever since.
What I’m doing with my life
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Market research by profession, stand-up comedian/writer by passion, dog owner by opportunity.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
telling jokes on stage and growing a beard.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People often say I remind them of a Puerto Rican Jack Black based on both looks and my overall shenanigans which does not help in romance because no woman's dream man is Nacho Libre.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Biographies of fat comedians (alive or dead, but sadly most of them are dead because of cupcakes and cocaine)

Movies: I thought Guardians of the Galaxy was pretty dope. The Sandlot is a classic. And if it has zombies or promises to scare the bejeezus out of me I'm all for it.

Shows: I watch "House of Cards" with my dog because she loves Kevin Spacey and I love political dramas.

Music: R&B, Hip Hop, Salsa, 80's Hair Bands, Michael McDonald, Hall & Oates

Food: Pretty much all of it
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Air
2. Water
3. Food
4. Lists
5. The ability to finish things I start.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how great chocolate is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
enjoying a glass of whisky with a friend and waxing philosophical. Or watching Netflix with my pooch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cried at the end of "Marley and Me" and am pretty much guaranteed to do so every single time I see it.

*Update: Now that I have a dog, I cry even harder.
You should message me if
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you like conversation, coffee, or Netflix.