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I’m really good at
Playing the drums, pissing off my friends with corny dad jokes, piano, juggling, riding a unicycle, video games, math, music theory, procrastinating, hugging, giving head rubs.
The first things people usually notice about me
The pale skin, red eyes, fangs... I'm a vampire
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Road, The Things They Carried, the Eragon series, Harry Potter, A Song of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones), Scar Tissue.

Movies: Billy Madison, The original star wars trilogy, beer fest, scott pilgrim vs. the world, Shaun of the Dead, Detention, The Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, Donnie Darko, Pineapple Express, Wedding Crashers.

Shows: Game of Thrones, Adventure time, Off the Air, Community, Workaholics, Parks and Recreation, Trailer Park Boys, Arrested Development, Portlandia, Spongebob, Always Sunny.

I think Pink Floyd, The Beatles, and Led Zeppelin are right near the top. Really into Baths right now. BON IVER is a genius. My favorite album right now is The Shepherd's Dog by Iron and Wine. Nick Drake is amazing. James Blake. Jon Hopkins. Flying Lotus. Vulfpeck. Son Lux. As Tall As Lions. Volcano Choir. Daughter. Gorillaz. Lettuce. The Roots. Helios. Sigur Ros. Incubus. Ta-ku. Haywyre. Scott Kid. James Vincent McMorrow. S Carey. Shovels And Rope.

BACON IS GOD. Calamari, edamame, cheeseburgers, french fries, pizza, japanese food, basically a lot of stuff. BREAKFAST FOOD. Sushi <3

I'm adding a section for games because reasons: I love Bethesda way too much, Fallout 3 and Skyrim are probably my two most played games. Other favorites include Ratchet and Clank (the original and number 3), grand theft auto vice city, san andreas, and IV, Disgaea: Hour of Darkness (favorite PS2 game), crash bandicoot, super smash brothers (Melee is the best one), Mass Effect 1-3, Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic 1 & 2, Star wars Republic Commando, Star Wars Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast, Spore, Age of Mythology, Command and Conquer Red Alert 2, Command and Conquer Generals, The sims, Sins of a Solar Empire, and generally any game that is competitive and makes you yell at your friends. I play Call of Duty now and then, but I'm not the biggest FPS fan.
The six things I could never do without
Dry humor
Clean, dry socks
The great outdoors
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If everyone else is a robot and I'm the only real human, and the whole world was created just to observe me.
My next meal.
The next song I'll write.
The next song I'll listen to.
Planets. Stars. The universe.
Who invented leashes for kids.
On a typical Friday night I am
Ingesting alcohol at a rate which causes it to enter my bloodstream faster than it can be metabolized by my liver.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still eat gummy vitamins.
You should message me if
You like zombies, star wars, game of thrones, video games, and cuddling.
If you like reddit then we will be best friends.
Musicians are hot.
Also a sucker for curly hair.