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Bernie0323

40 F Denver, CO

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:11am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, Hispanic / Latin, Other
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Hi, my name is Bernadette, but I prefer to go by Bernie. Berns, Bern, Berna, B, all those work as well. Bernadette is a little too formal and people rarely call me by my proper name.

I follow my heart, not always my head, but this has never steered me wrong. I trust my instincts completely. Anytime my spidey senses are tingling, I pay attention. I'm also an extremely passionate individual with a huge heart. Oh, and I cuss a lot, total potty mouth. I have a very crass, dark sense of humor and find the most inappropriate things absolutely hilarious. I'm practically un-offendable and if you offend easily I'm not your girl. I tend to have no filter which is fine as long as you're not concerned about what others think. I know I'm not.

I'm very laid back, low maintenance and pretty much up for anything as long as it's fun and I'm around good people. My usual stomping grounds are Cap Hill, Colfax, South Broadway and I dig Lo-Hi and Highlands. I love beer, good tequila, good food, good conversation and good music. I will admit, I'm kind of a music snob but my tastes vary (check out my extra long list of musical loves). I love going to concerts, movies, museums, yummy restaurants and just hanging out talking. I'm a very good conversationalist and great listener. I'm not super outdoorsy, but I do like hiking and camping. I'm most comfy in jeans, band T and my chucks although I'm also known to rock a 5 inch heel and get dressed up from time to time. I clean up quite well :)

Personally I'm a loyal, trustworthy, independent, strong, opinionated, compassionate, sweet, loving, kind, sensitive, brilliant, confident, a little shy, endearing, funny, free spirited, fly by the seat of her pants kind of girl. I know who I am and what I want out of life. Most importntly, I like who I am and the strong woman I've become. I'm not looking for someone to complete me, I'm complete on my own. I am however looking for someone to compliment me. I want someone to see and appreciate the same things I see in myself. The majority of my friends I've known for 10 to 20+ years, I'm a good girl to know.

I prefer tall, dark, handsome, tattoo, bad boy intellectual types (i.e. Johnny Depp, James Dean, Josh Homme, Tom Hardy). That's not to say this is the only type of guy I'm into, hardly the case. I'm also about personality - charm, intelligence, wit, and especially funny, funny goes a VERY long way in my book. Please, please, please make me laugh til I can't breathe!! That's the best ever!!

I'm looking for someone who's confident, honest, trustworthy, genuine, knows who and what they are, and strong enough to handle me.

I recently read a quote, supposedly it's from Henry Rollins, which makes it cool in and of itself, but I digress. Not sure if it's his or not but it basically sums up what I want - "I want a soul mate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don't already know and make me laugh. Just turn me on". Nuff said, gauntlet thrown - BAM!!

I'm not a damsel in distress waiting to be saved, although I do like knowing if I needed it, my man could save me. I want someone who's willing to walk beside me through all of life's adventures. And I do love me a good, interesting, crazy adventure. I'm not an armchair kinda girl, I like to shake things up! I still have a wild streak so if you're the stay-at-home kind of person I'm not for you.

So there ya have it...a little bit about me. Not like most people are gonna read this anyway, but, ya never know.
What I’m doing with my life
So many things are happening right now.
I’m really good at
Getting people to spill guts, sarcasm and making people laugh - I absolutely love laughter - but who doesn't? I know it's totally cliche to say this, but I'm doing it anyway. It's happening. So there.
The first things people usually notice about me
My ample bosom? Seriously though, my laugh, it's quite contagious, my youthful glow, effervescent personality, sparkling charm, command of smarassery and wicked wit plus the extra adorbs dimples.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Anne Rice , Marion Zimmer Bradley, Clive Barker, Anais Nin, Marquis De Sade, Wilber Smith, Gary Jeninngs, Edgar Allen Poe - anything that piques my interest.

Music - The Black Angels, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Crocodiles, The Warlocks, Interpol, Night Beats, The Arctic Monkeys, The XX, Misfits, Nirvana, The Raveonetts, Bauhaus, Band of Horses, A Place To Bury Strangers, QOTSA (Josh Homme has THE sexiest voice), BJM, Alice In Chains, Them Crooked Vultures, The Black Keys, King Gizzard, The Growlers, The Black Ryder, The Blue Angel Lounge, Crystal Castles, The Cult, The Cure, The Dandy Warhols, Darker My Love, The Faunts, Empire of the Sun, The Green Horns, The Jesus and Mary Chain, The Sisters of Mercy, Kasabian, The Last Shadow Puppets, Warpaint, The Lost Rivers, Love and Rockets, Oasis, Placebo, The Vines, Ringo Deathstarr, Screen Vinyl Image, Singapore Sling, Radio Moscow, The Bloody Hollies, The White Stripes, The Vandelles, Elephant Stone, Black Mountain, Gliss, The Smiths, Morrissey, The Velvet Underground, Jefferson Airplane, The Doors (if you love The Doors and Jim Morrison as much as I do, you're half way there) Joy Division,(if you love Joy Division as much as I do, you pretty much understand me), Spoon, Supergrass, Siouxsie and The Banshees, Thievery Corporation, Loop, Morcheeba, Johnny Cash, old skool 80's and 90's hip hop, 80's new wave/goth, 90's industrial/darkwave, old school punk rock, The Ramons, Massive Attack, New Order, Dead Can Dance, Death In June, Legendary Pink Dots, Christian Death, Xymox, The Damned...I could go on and on....If you're on last.fm check out my radio, there's some real gems on there, you won't be disappointed.

Movies - Love Guy Richie, Quintin Tarantino, Tim Burton, I'm a sucker for quirky indie flix...Pride and Prejudice (I'm a hopeless romantic), Velvet Goldmine, Donnie Darko, Clay Pigeons, Being John Malkovich, Bernie, House of Yes, Rushmore, Royal Tenenbaums (I actually LOVE Wes Anderson), The Importance of Being Ernest, Emma, Zoolander, Anchorman, Immortal Beloved, Heathers, Evil Dead, Star Wars (honestly, I'm a Star Wars nerd - the original Star Wars just to be clear), Clueless, Clerks, Raising Arizona, Inception, Tombstone, The Silence of the Lambs (this is the movie that got me into psychology), Swingers, love 80's movies, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Happy Texas, The Big Lebowski, Hellraiser, The Lost Boys, Trainspotting, Ted...this too could be quite the extensive list

Shows - Arrested Development ( K, I watched season 4, seemed contrived, I expected and wanted a lil more), Orange is the New Black, Hell on Wheels, The Tudors, Dexter, True Blood, The United States of Tara, Oddities, Three Sheets, No Reservations, Ancient Aliens (the Greek guy with the crazy hair flippin' kills me!!), The Following, Portlandia, Bobs Burgers, Legit, Vikings, It's Always Sunny, The Walking Dead, South Park, American Horror Story, Louie, Real Time, X Files, Game of Thrones, Copper, Hannibal (my latest obsession), The Bridge (anything about serial killers really, I find them absolutely fascinating), Bomb Girls, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret and this could go on forever.

I like to nom just about all foods, but Mexican is one of my absolute favorites. Love French, Indian, Italian, Greek, good ol' fashion comfort food, Thai, Sushi...I'm not picky at all. I am, however, very partial to brunch. I also love a good bloody Mary or Michilada.
The six things I could never do without
Laughter, sunlight, travel, good company, music, my bully, I should probably throw in my contacts & glasses too because, sadly, I'm blind as hell.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Beachy vacations, food, clothes, shoes, my dog, my family & friends, personal growth, wine, tequila, cooking, psychology, tomfoolery, beer, traveling, my future, sex, my hair, sleeping, dream interpretation, shenanigans, music, what's for dinner, brunch with bottomless mamosas, my weekend plans, work, school, self improvement, tattoos, smartassery, jokes, summer, bands I'd like to see, why every Volkswagen on the road always has at least one headlight out, ways to spend my hard earned money on things other than bills, my next adventure, art, music, how much I dislike the cold, naps.....among other things. I'm sure I'll be adding to this as I think about more things I think about.
On a typical Friday night I am
On a typical Friday I'm out with friends enjoying good music, libations, and conversation or home chillin' with my pooch (but honestly, I'm mostly out, I'm not a home body at all).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love a hot ginger, i.e. Josh Homme = hottest ginger on the planet. If I see another dirty bathroom/bedroom, gym, 14teener, half nekid selfie I'm going to fuckin' vomit, seriously.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 33–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
- You can teach me to play an instrument like guitar or bass

-you've got jokes and can make me laugh

-you're a hot ginger (and I mean HOT!!)

-you enjoy a good, divey bar and beer

-you have excellent taste in music and listen to any of the above mentioned bands

- you dig psychology and talking nerdie

- you engage in sarcasm and shit talkin'. This is a big one

- you're interesting and have something to say....and not only because your mama says so

- you're a smarty pants (intelligence is WAY hawt!!)

- you've stalked my profile at least 3 times

-you've actually read my profile because I'll know if you have

- you're over 30

- did I mention if you like any of the band's I listed? This is a BIG one. I love my music. It's a HUGE part of my life. I venture to Austin every year for Psych Fest. Love my jams

- I've caught your eye ;)