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BernieTheBernie

26 M Indianapolis, IN

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:23pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm Bernie. Years ago I graduated from college, and for some reason everyone started calling me an "adult" and giving me stuff like money and responsibility. It's been really bizarre, but fortunately I've been adapting and growing. I believe that is absolutely critical-- we all have a duty, not just to the world, but also to ourselves, to be constantly learning and improving.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a software engineer, which means 1) I design and implement complex software systems, and 2) my family calls me when their Internet isn't working.
In my spare time I've also worked on a (rather silly) animation, which has also forced me to learn several other skills, like music composition, drawing, and 3D modeling. It's almost a shame that all the creativity I've poured into this thing resulted in such a silly animation.
Almost.
But still totally worth it.

I'm also a bit of a space tech geek, and I've stayed up late to watch things like the Curiosity landing or the LCROSS impact.
Also, I once got an Italian astronaut to quote James Bond.
I’m really good at
I can remember, like, a bunch of digits of pi, so, I guess that's something...
You never know, it could come in handy! Like, if there's a ticking bomb, and the code to disarm it is the first 50 digits of pi, I can be the hero!

Also, running. At least, I'm better than I used to be. I could barely run across a parking lot a year ago, but eventually I was running several miles per day. I still haven't run a marathon, or even a half marathon, but I plan on doing both before I die.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my awkwardness. I like to think of it less as a burden, and more as a spot-on Michael Cera impersonation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The HitchHiker's Guide "trilogy", Ender's Game, and Catch-22. Looking for a new favorite; feel free to recommend something!

TV shows: Doctor Who, Community, Firefly, How I Met Your Mother.

Food: Anything. Especially if I can figure out how to cook it. But I really love Indian food.
I was ecstatic when I found out I could just make tikka masala with ordinary ingredients (although I usually use healthier ingredients than what most recipes call for). When trying to eat healthy, cooking your own food helps a lot.
The six things I could never do without
1) Caffeine
2) Caffeine
3) CAFFEINE!!
4) I NEED MORE CAFFEINE!
5) I MAY HAVE HAD TOO MUCH CAFFEINE
6) OH GOD MY EYES ARE BLEEDING

Okay, so here's a somewhat less stupid list:

New things — If the universe ever ran out of things to teach me, I'd probably get bored pretty quick.
The internet — My career pretty much depends on it. Also, so does my brain.
My phone — I haven't had a smartphone for that long, but I now view it as more important to me than my lungs. Which is probably why I haven't passcode-protected my lungs.
The ability to finish this list later
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Stories for movies or video games I'll never be able to make. Also, space. I'm a bit of a space nerd. I covered that up above. But I forgive you for skipping ahead.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Yes, my name is Bernie, but I've never actually seen Weekend at Bernie's. I should probably watch that, considering how often people bring it up around me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you'd like to chat. If we share a common interest. If you can suggest a book to read or a recipe to make. If you're bored. If you have a problem. If no one else can help. And if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The A-Team. Daa da-dun daa!