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BernieTheBernie

27 M Indianapolis, IN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A wise man once said, "Save my seat, I need to use the restroom." He said other things too, but I don't remember what they were.

Hi, I'm Bernie. Years ago I graduated from college and was shocked at first when people called me an "adult" and gave me weird stuff like "money" and "responsibility". Fortunately, I've continued my amazing journey since then, and have been constantly learning and growing (or shrinking, after my commitment to health).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a software engineer, which means 1) I design and implement complex software systems, and 2) my family calls me when their Internet isn't working. I’ve developed an OCR system using neural nets, but my hardest job by far was teaching my grandmother to use an iPad.
In my spare time I've also worked on a (rather silly) animation, which has also forced me to learn several other skills, like music composition, drawing, and 3D modeling. All that effort for a rather silly animation.
And yet I'm proud.
Because when you work hard on something, you become proud of it.

I'm also a bit of a space tech geek, and I've stayed up late to watch things like the Curiosity landing and the LCROSS impact.
Also, I once got an Italian astronaut to quote James Bond.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Running while listening to epic Hans Zimmer soundtracks so I can pretend I'm in an action movie.

Also, I can remember, like, a bunch of digits of pi, so, I guess that's something...
You never know, it could come in handy! Like, if there's a ticking bomb, and the code to disarm it is the first 50 digits of pi, then here I come to save the day!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my awkwardness. I like to think I'm just good at doing a Michael Cera impersonation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Hitchhiker's Guide "trilogy", Ender's Game, and Catch-22. Looking for a new favorite; feel free to recommend something!

TV shows: Doctor Who, Community, Firefly, & others.
Six seasons and a movie!

Food: Anything. Especially if I can figure out how to cook it. But I really love Indian food.
I was ecstatic when I found out I could just make tikka masala with ordinary ingredients (although I usually use healthier ingredients than what most recipes call for). When improving your health, cooking your own food helps a lot.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Caffeine
2) Caffeine
3) CAFFEINE!!
4) MORE CAFFEINE!
5) TOO MUCH CAFFEINE?
6) OH GOD MY EYES ARE BLEEDING

Okay, so here's a somewhat less stupid list:

New things — If the universe ever ran out of things to teach me, I'd probably get bored pretty quick.
The internet — My career pretty much depends on it. Also, so does my brain.
My phone — I haven't had a smartphone for that long, but I now view it as more important to me than my lungs. Which is probably why I haven't passcode-protected my lungs.
Wilson the volleyball — He kept me sane when I was trapped on that island. I think… or maybe I just fell asleep watching Cast Away. Oh well, it was easier than the time I took down the Death Star.
The ability to finish this list later
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stories for animations or games I'll never have time to make. Also, space. I'm a bit of a space nerd. I covered that up above. But I forgive you for skipping ahead.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once ran out of soap in the shower and had to use shampoo like a body wash. I'd never had smoother, silkier leg hair.

Also, when I was fitted for running shoes, I was nonchalantly told that one of my feet is slightly longer than the other. So I guess now I have to be self-conscious about that for the rest of my life.
You should message me if
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If you'd like to chat. If we share a common interest. If you can suggest a book or a recipe. If you have a problem. If no one else can help. And if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The A-Team. *Cue the music*