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BertForErnie

39 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Men who like men
  • Ages 28–44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 30
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, French (Okay)

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Screenwriting, discovering the world, discovering myself, hopefully discovering you.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Traveling, friends, kids, storytelling!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard, my sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything Mike Nichols, Preston Sturges or Billy Wilder. It Happened One Night and the old Screwball Comedies. The Godfather and Silence of the Lambs, Dr. Strangelove, Chinatown and Lawrence of Arabia. Flirting With Disaster, When Harry Met Sally, Withnail & I, Bob Altman, John Hughes, Jim Brooks, and of course Woody Allen's brilliant late '70s run.

Louie (the best!), MadMen, Breaking Bad, Nurse Jackie, Homeland, Game of Thrones, Veep, Curb, Community and Modern Family are in current rotation. And The Comeback, West Wing, Larry Sanders, Six Feet Under, Summer Heights High, The Sopranos and Friday Night Lights are old favs. Charlie Rose and Bill Maher.

I love eating out Sushi and Italian and up for trying anything new. I appreciate any home cooked meal from the heart.

My music tastes are all over the map and books, well, I studied literature and I have a wide interest as well, let's discuss.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Entertaining friends
Discovering new cities
My 5 nephews
Sports
Stage&Screen
Being present
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How do I let go to hold on!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a show, dinner with friends, or making dinner at home--having a night in to cuddle (I know, I just said cuddle, it slipped out).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm Canadian (Shhhh!)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know who you are, if you're looking for fun and love, if you're a curiosity seeker, if you're kind to your fellow man, if you want to get to know me.