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BertPuttocks

59 Swindon, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–75
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 10
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Bengali (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Actions speak louder than words, but I love words. Like eunoia.

I am perfectly punctual
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
All sorts of things. Creative things. Practical things. Hot things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rolling cigarettes.

Making Bloody Marys and Gins and Tonic

Project managing the restoration of semi-derelict buildings

Talking cat

CP
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Im tall and apparently quite noisy.
Oh. Posh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This would be a very very very very long list if I really went for it.

Midnight's Children, Shame, Fury, Wuthering Heights, The Hawkline Monster, The English Patient. And Scrap Irony by the inimitable Felicia Lamport. And everything by Edward Gorey

Cul de Sac, Pontypool, Cuckoo's Nest, Witches of Eastwick, Being There, The Last of the Mohicans, Dumbo, Ashes and Diamonds.

Santana, Elbow, Just Jack, Gotan project, CW Stoneking, Kings of Leon, Egg, Vampire Weekend, Arcade Fire, Jay-Jay Johansson and on and on and on

Coquilles St Jacques, Roast Lamb
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Elf
Water
Money
Love
Music
Intimate Sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Eunoia
And why, after thousands of years of "civilisation", we seem more stupid than the Angles and Saxons.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Scranletting the Bute
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like spanking pert buttocks.
and that I much prefer cest, its so scene.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are bold, brave, wickedly amusing, have a zest for life and, if you cant hold your own, are at least prepared to hold mine! he he