I am Funny, Bright, and Quirky.
My Self-Summary
I just moved back to Michigan after being gone for about 5 years
and I think it'd be great to meet someone I can really enjoy life
with. So about me....hmmm...I'm a nice caring guy. I love to make
people laugh, can't cook to save my life (maybe I could...if I had
a good teacher). I love reading. I'm always acquiring new bits of
useless knowledge as well as useful stuff too. I love
history and
English. People describe me
as funny, intelligent, and a little off lol. I love life and I'm
back in Michigan after 5 years of active duty with the Navy and I'm
currently in school for Museum Studies. I have a little boy named
Tyler who's just about two years old and the cutest thing in the
world. He lives with his mom in Arizona (long, particularly complex
story), but I get to spend time with him since he stays with me in
the summer, and Skype when he's not here. Umm likes and dislikes? I
hate
onions, and
bees. I like
walking
around and just seeing whats out there. I also like staying
home sometimes and
reading a good book. I love
music ( no gangsta rap or
country please) and I love playing the
piano and
singing. Oh I also dislike liars,
bullies and manipulative people, but who doesn't. As for my match,
she's got to be intelligent, witty, sensitive to others, and
honest. Also if she's not good at communicating her needs to me
then that's a problem. Besides that anything else you wanna know
you'll just have to ask me.
What I’m doing with my life
Work, school, and making new friends and re-establishing my roots.
I’m really good at
Music, English, history, cleaning, dishes, opening pickle jars,
talking, making people laugh, making a fool of myself, being ok
with making a fool of myself, and probably other stuff I've never
noticed I'm good at...
The first things people usually notice about me
Smile, sense of humor, intelligence, oh and people say I have nice
lips....I just say "ooo-kaaay..." and smile and back away slowly...
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Terry
Pratchett books,
Grapes of Wrath,
Of Mice and Men,
East Of Eden,
The Pearl lots
of other
Steinbeck ok, like all of it, and just
about any other book that can capture my interest. Movies would
include,
Indiana
Jones is the f***ing greatest!
Dumb & Dumber,
Disney movies,
Donnie
Darko,
Monty
Python,
Will
Ferrel movies,
Boondock Saints and a whole
lot of others I can't even think of. Food? I love
food! Except onions, seafood, and
anything raw with the exception of stuff that's supposed to
be....like
fruit.
The six things I could never do without
Books, music, friends, sex, the ability to occasionally escape
reality, and family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future....I don't mean sci-fi and flying cars either....well
sometimes I guess
On a typical Friday night I am
Thinking about what fun mischief I might be able to get into, or
maybe just what bar I want to go out to, usually Crunchy's....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I have a terrible phobia of bees.....seriously...
You should message me if
You like what you've read so far and want to know more.....or if
your bored....Oh and no crazy people please...I mean bad "Glen
Close looking for a rabbit to boil" crazy, not that cool,
unpredictable "lets have sex in this elevator" crazy...