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26 Ridgewood, NY Woman


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  • Ages 34–45
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Last online
Yesterday – 5:11pm
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Working on University
Doesn’t want kids
My self-summary
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Generally preferring animals to humans (don't be gross) , staunch atheism, rollercoasters, contemplating how I can become a professional vagabond, hoping I get up enough courage to one day go skydiving, getting sad that I gave up on my dream of living with hammerhead sharks oh and Jameson.

Just because,enjoy...
What I’m doing with my life
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Bopping around in the fashion industry and still trying to figure shit out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Quoting 90's TV shows, not having any idea what I want to be when I grow up and getting a sunburn.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't know about notice but if we have a conversation and the inevitable "what do you do?" question comes up as it always does and I say "going to fashion school" I usually get a puzzled look followed by "wow you don't seem like a fashion girl" which I have chosen to take as a compliment.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Salinger, Vonnegut, Ellis, Palahnuik, Wurtzel, Kundera, Thompson, Sedaris, Klosterman, Nabokov, Delillo, Plath, Emerson. The list could go on forever, but no one reads this part anyway.

I had every line of Ferris Bueller memorized by age 3. I don't know what that says about me but it's true. I am also a sucker for stupid romantic 60's movies of the Doris Day variety.

Bowie, Jack White (most all he does), John Lennon, The Doors, Joplin, The Shins, Band of Horses, Distillers, Zeppelin, Joy Division, Iggy and The Stooges, Lupe Fiasco. Again I will stop there.

Mad Men, Louie, Seinfeld (best show ever, fact), Freaks and Geeks, Californication, Sons of Anarchy, Broad City, The Whitest Kids U'know, Workaholics.

Japanese, Thai, Middle Eastern, Seafood, Artichoke hearts. If everything tasted like cilantro I wouldn't be mad.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The smell of the seasons changing. (Also the smell of Home Depot, I fucking love the smell of Home Depot.)
The word "fuck" it works in every imaginable scenario.
The 5 dollar crappy beer and shot of whiskey combo at almost every bar in Brooklyn.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people are so jaded in New York...and then the L train pulls up at 9:30 in the morning crammed with smelly hipsters and I get it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fuck Fridays I will take a Tuesday any day of the week (haha, see what I did there?).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I own Season 1 and 2 of The Partridge Family on dvd and thoroughly enjoy watching it.
You should message me if
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You believe in trying to save the English language...

You're funny and can handle a girl busting your balls.

You can quote movies to me. Screw sweet nothings I want movie
quotes whispered in my ear.

Ohhh and you certainly better NOT know the difference between the your's and the there's, I like my men's stoopid, ya dig?