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Bethanysaur

21 F Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
May 10
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
I hate that I have to preface my profile with this, since I would much rather open with something captivating and witty. But, alas, it's unfortunately necessary: Kindly refrain from a mere "dtf" if you're going to message me. If you are only interested in me because I have a hole you could stick your dick in and you can't even be charming about it, move along.

Queer polyamorous feminist college student. Quite a mouthful, I know, but gotta throw out those disclaimers right off.

I love to write and do art things (amongst other thing things. ...Yes, that is grammatically correct, fuckyeah). I'm blunt, introverted, sarcastic, and open-minded. I don't tolerate ignorant discrimination. I get bored with the mundane and restless with routine. I tend to find most human beings rather distasteful.

I'm looking for open minded, intelligent, funny people. I like oddballs.
What I’m doing with my life
I dunno man, trying?
I’m really good at
Art (I bet I can impress you), writing (it's likely I'll never let you read it), sarcasm, written arguments, cuddles, cooking, swearing ("fuckmustard" is my favorite insult), being awkward in social settings, eyeing small children (in a you-better-not-come-near-me way, not in a finding-a-secret-folder-of-photos-on-my-computer way), and thinking I'm a great conversationalist until I'm actually interacting with another human being.
The first things people usually notice about me
The badass 'do. Since I dyed my hair people like to say I resemble semi-famous comic book characters or Disney women. But without that, definitely my dark eyebrows. They make people think I'm angry all the time. Resting bitch face is a thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Many, but who cares, no one reads this part anyway. I could confess a urine fetish and no one would ever know. (I do not actually have a urine fetish. My facetiousness has been mistaken as sincerity many a time.)
Movies: More than I can keep track of.
Shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, Dexter, Gilmore Girls, Community, Orange is the New Black, Dollhouse, Breaking Bad, Modern Family, and gotta throw an obligatory gay vote to the L Word.
Music: not country - got enough of that in my farming/muddin'/Bible-centric hometown.
Food: Pretty much anything not involving peppers of any kind. I've had a craving lately for food that looks like it put up a fight.
The six things I could never do without
Food
Sex - I can work the topic into any conversation, as it's my favorite subject, but that doesn't necessarily mean I am interested in having sex with who I talk about it with.
Art
Writing
Music
My internal organs. And external, I suppose.
Intelligent thought
Unfortunately, my phone. I thought I lost it the other day and became a panicked pillow-throwing three year old until I discovered it lurking in the depths of my bed.

(More than 6. Fuck yo rules [and yo couch].)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How stupid people are, food, funny memes, what I should be doing at the moment but am not, sex, societal expectations, the predictability of the human race, travel, queerness, polyamory, art, how awesome boobs are, myself, women, isolation, how much I love Joss Whedon, how Canadians say "toque" instead of "beanie," social constructs, theories, feminism, sexual freedom, being a unicorn.
On a typical Friday night I am
Conducting experiments to determine if I am, in fact, telekinetic. No luck so far, but I have hope.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a private person, but there's not much (if anything) I won't be honest about if asked.
Also, I've eaten food off the ground without remorse.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You're here and you're queer and you wanna talk about it, cuz who wouldn't want to talk about it? Or you're a crepe aficionado. Or you're down with looking at stockpiled selfies with me. Or you have interesting things to say in general. I am in romantic relationships that I'm quite happy with, so I'm not really looking for anything serious. I'm finding a good majority of straight/white/monogamous men a bit off-putting as of late. I do have more to offer than merely a vagina. And for fuck's sake, human relationships come in all forms. So yeah. If you're cool I'm cool, ya know?