Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Preface: I've been avoiding most single
straight/white/cis/monogamous men as of late. I'm primarily
interested in queer people and couples.
Pragmatic hedonist. Queer polyamorous feminist college student.
Quite a mouthful, I know, but gotta throw out those disclaimers
My creative outlets are art things, writing, and cooking. I'm
blunt, introverted, sarcastic, and open-minded. I don't tolerate
ignorant discrimination. I get bored with the mundane and restless
with routine. I tend to find most human beings rather
I'm looking for open minded, intelligent, funny people. I like
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Art, writing, sarcasm, written arguments, cuddles, cooking,
swearing ("fuckmustard" is my favorite insult), being awkward in
social settings, and thinking I'm a great conversationalist until
I'm actually interacting with another human being.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The badass 'do. Since I dyed my hair people like to say I resemble
semi-famous comic book characters or Disney women. But without
that, definitely my dark eyebrows. They make people think I'm angry
all the time. Resting bitch face is a thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: No one reads this part anyway. I could confess a urine
fetish and no one would ever know. (I do not actually have a urine
fetish. My facetiousness has been mistaken as sincerity many a
Movies: Too many.
Shows: Broad City, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, Parks and
Rec, Gilmore Girls, Community, Orange is the New Black, Dollhouse,
Breaking Bad, 3rd Rock From the Sun, and gotta throw an obligatory
gay vote to the L Word.
Music: not country - got enough of that in my
Food: Pretty much anything not involving peppers of any kind. I've
had a craving lately for food that looks like it put up a fight.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sex - I can work the topic into any conversation, as it's my
favorite subject, but that doesn't necessarily mean I am interested
in having sex with who I talk about it with.
My internal organs. And external, I suppose.
Unfortunately, my phone. I thought I lost it the other day and
became a panicked pillow-throwing three year old until I discovered
it lurking in the depths of my bed.
(More than 6. Fuck yo rules [and yo couch].)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How stupid people are, food, what I should be doing at the moment
but am not, sex, societal expectations, the predictability of the
human race, travel, queerness, polyamory, art, how awesome boobs
are, myself, women, isolation, mental health, how much I love Joss
Whedon, how Canadians say "toque" instead of "beanie," the
inevitability of the planet's collapse, weed, social constructs,
feminism, fairness, practicality, sexual freedom, being a unicorn
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Conducting experiments to determine if I am, in fact, telekinetic.
No luck so far, but I'm not giving up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a private person, but there's not much (if anything) I won't be
honest about if asked.
Also, I've eaten food off the ground without remorse.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're here and you're queer and you wanna talk about it, cuz who
wouldn't want to talk about it? Or you're a crepe aficionado. Or
you're down with looking at stockpiled selfies with me. Or you have
interesting things to say in general. FYI, I am very poly and have
a few partners. So yeah. If you're cool I'm cool, ya know?
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