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Bethanysaur

22 Portland, OR Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:15pm
Orientation
Queer, Pansexual, Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Status
Seeing Someone
Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Preface: I've been avoiding most single straight/white/cis/monogamous men as of late. I'm primarily interested in queer people and couples.

Pragmatic hedonist. Queer polyamorous feminist college student. Quite a mouthful, I know, but gotta throw out those disclaimers right off.

My creative outlets are art things, writing, and cooking. I'm blunt, introverted, sarcastic, and open-minded. I don't tolerate ignorant discrimination. I get bored with the mundane and restless with routine. I tend to find most human beings rather distasteful.

I'm looking for open minded, intelligent, funny people. I like oddballs.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I dunno man, trying?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Art, writing, sarcasm, written arguments, cuddles, cooking, swearing ("fuckmustard" is my favorite insult), being awkward in social settings, and thinking I'm a great conversationalist until I'm actually interacting with another human being.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The badass 'do. Since I dyed my hair people like to say I resemble semi-famous comic book characters or Disney women. But without that, definitely my dark eyebrows. They make people think I'm angry all the time. Resting bitch face is a thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: No one reads this part anyway. I could confess a urine fetish and no one would ever know. (I do not actually have a urine fetish. My facetiousness has been mistaken as sincerity many a time.)
Movies: Too many.
Shows: Broad City, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, Parks and Rec, Gilmore Girls, Community, Orange is the New Black, Dollhouse, Breaking Bad, 3rd Rock From the Sun, and gotta throw an obligatory gay vote to the L Word.
Music: not country - got enough of that in my farming/muddin'/Bible-centric hometown.
Food: Pretty much anything not involving peppers of any kind. I've had a craving lately for food that looks like it put up a fight.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food
Sex - I can work the topic into any conversation, as it's my favorite subject, but that doesn't necessarily mean I am interested in having sex with who I talk about it with.
Art
Writing
Music
My internal organs. And external, I suppose.
Intelligent thought
Unfortunately, my phone. I thought I lost it the other day and became a panicked pillow-throwing three year old until I discovered it lurking in the depths of my bed.

(More than 6. Fuck yo rules [and yo couch].)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How stupid people are, food, what I should be doing at the moment but am not, sex, societal expectations, the predictability of the human race, travel, queerness, why do dudes not know how to take pictures of themselves (low angles aren't flattering guys), polyamory, art, how awesome boobs are, myself, women, isolation, mental health, how much I love Joss Whedon, how Canadians say "toque" instead of "beanie," the inevitability of the planet's collapse, weed, social constructs, feminism, fairness, practicality, sexual freedom, being a unicorn
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Conducting experiments to determine if I am, in fact, telekinetic. No luck so far, but I'm not giving up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a private person, but there's not much (if anything) I won't be honest about if asked.
Also, I've eaten food off the ground without remorse.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're here and you're queer and you wanna talk about it, cuz who wouldn't want to talk about it? Or you're a crepe aficionado. Or you're into low energy hang outs. Or you have interesting things to say in general. FYI, I am very poly and have a few partners. So yeah. If you're cool I'm cool, ya know?