I am smart, social, sometimes silly, and really quite lovely. You are taller than me and can crack good jokes. A sense of humanity is also a plus.
Likes: dancing, avocados, margheritas, PBS on Saturday afternoons. I have come to believe that plain chips are preferable to salt and vinegar.
Dislikes: goat's cheese, dickheads, soggy bread.
For references, please see my friend Kel. I am confident she will say nice things about me.