Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I enjoy learning about everything except what I'm supposed to be
I have no idea what my user name refers to.
I like reading Internet comments and determining which psychiatric
problems the poster has.
They say it's better to be lucky than good. However, I am good at
I read that OKcupid likes to put changes to profiles in other
people's news feeds, so profiles with regular changes get more
visibility. I will therefore be changing one word in my profile
each day. Today's word is "artisanal."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Attorning, frisbing, relaxing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Lots of them. If I actually let myself buy books at the rate
I consumed them, homeless people would be collecting them on the
street for resale.
Movies: Everything...except horror. I don't even watch the previews
Shows: I haven't let myself watch television since Lost left me
broken and empty.
Music: Most of it, except for rappers that I am superior to.
Food: Again most of it; however, the baked potato is a terrible and
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Warm weather outside.
Cold weather inside.
Shamwow (paid advertisement- to see your ad here, apply
99 Problems. After all, as Mr. Carter's verse implies, we could not
be human without them.
Thrilling highlight reels.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sports, rap, law, politics, various sciences. Some days in that
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm only on OkCupid because reallyhotmailorderbrides.com didn't
work out. Also, I can't ride bikes.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you can't think of a good reason not to, and you don't have a
keyboard that will bite you.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.