I enjoy learning about everything except what I'm supposed to be learning about.
I have no idea what my user name refers to.
I like reading Internet comments and determining which psychiatric problems the poster has.
They say it's better to be lucky than good. However, I am good at being lucky.

Attorning, frisbing, relaxing.

Getting my profile to 500 words? No? Grrr...

No idea. Not psychic.

Books: Lots of them. If I actually let myself buy books at the rate I consumed them, homeless people would be collecting them on the street for resale.

Movies: Everything...except horror. I don't even watch the previews of those.

Shows: I haven't let myself watch television since Lost left me broken and empty.

Music: Most of it, except for rappers that I am superior to.

Food: Again most of it; however, the baked potato is a terrible and tasteless thing.

Warm weather outside.
Cold weather inside.
Money (probably).
Shamwow (paid advertisement- to see your ad here, apply within)
99 Problems. After all, as Mr. Carter's verse implies, we could not be human without them.
Thrilling highlight reels.

Sports, rap, law, politics, various sciences. Some days in that order.

I'm only on OkCupid because reallyhotmailorderbrides.com didn't work out. Also, I can't ride bikes.

you can't think of a good reason not to, and you don't have a keyboard that will bite you.