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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 24
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Post grad
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I enjoy learning about everything except what I'm supposed to be learning about.
I have no idea what my user name refers to.
I like reading Internet comments and determining which psychiatric problems the poster has.
They say it's better to be lucky than good. However, I am good at being lucky.
I read that OKcupid likes to put changes to profiles in other people's news feeds, so profiles with regular changes get more visibility. I will therefore be changing one word in my profile each day. Today's word is "artisanal."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Attorning, frisbing, relaxing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No idea. Not psychic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Lots of them. If I actually let myself buy books at the rate I consumed them, homeless people would be collecting them on the street for resale.

Movies: Everything...except horror. I don't even watch the previews of those.

Shows: I haven't let myself watch television since Lost left me broken and empty.

Music: Most of it, except for rappers that I am superior to.

Food: Again most of it; however, the baked potato is a terrible and tasteless thing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Warm weather outside.
Cold weather inside.
Money (probably).
Shamwow (paid advertisement- to see your ad here, apply within)
99 Problems. After all, as Mr. Carter's verse implies, we could not be human without them.
Thrilling highlight reels.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sports, rap, law, politics, various sciences. Some days in that order.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm only on OkCupid because didn't work out. Also, I can't ride bikes.
You should message me if
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you can't think of a good reason not to, and you don't have a keyboard that will bite you.